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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short she's Mini-Me's.... Mini-Me

Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.

Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.

Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

Yo mama so short, Derrick Rose stepped on her and tore his Achilles tendon

Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.

Yo momma so short she uses a sock for a sleeping bag

Yo mama is so short she wakes up in a lego house singing "Everything is Awesome".

Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.

Yo mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.

Yo mama so short when she sits on the side walk her feet are still swinging!

Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.

Yo mama is so short she don't have to open the door to get in the house.

Yo Mama So Tiny that some people stepped on her and never got hurt

yo mommas so small she can do limbo under the door.

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

yo mamma is so short, when it rains she is always the last person to know

yo mama short when she does marijuana she can't get high

Yo mama's so short she ties her shoelaces while standing

Yo mama so short her best friend is an Ant.!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her license

Yo mama so short and black that people call her ne(don't)gro

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short, when a truck ran over her she still was alive

Yo mama is so short that she can`t even reach the petals of a smart car

Yo mama's so short she drives a toy car.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo momma so short she has to wear a torn napkin as a dress

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

Yo mama so short, she has to cuff her underwear.

Yo mama so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.

Yo mama so short, she can do push-ups under the door.

Yo mama so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

Yo mama so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Yo momma so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.

Yo mama so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

Yo mama so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"

Yo momma so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

Yo mama so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

Yo mama so short, she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

Yo mama so short she can suck my dick standing up.

Yo mama so short she can do flips under the bed.

Yo mama so short, you can see her whole body on her driver's license.

Yo mama so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.

Yo mama so short when she sits on the side walk her feet are still swinging.

Yo mamas hair is so short she has to roll it up using rice

Yo mama so short she uses a popsicle stick for a cane

Yo mama so short, she was rejected by the munchkins AND the Oompa-Loompas!

Yo mamma's so short they couldn't find her in this joke.

Yo mama is so short, that from the toilet seat to the ground, she can instantly kill herself.

Yo mama so short she comited suicide by jumping off the curve

Yo Mama so short she makes Kim Jong Un look like Dennis Rodman

yo mama that short she got locked in a toilet and shit herself.

Yo mama so short ants can't see him!

Yo mama so short she uses a toothpick as a pool cue.

Yo mama so short she uses a cigarette butt for high jumping
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