Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo mama so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo mama so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo mama so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to
take my wallet!
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What
ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Mama so poor I asked her if I could use the bathroom and she said "Just pick a corner"
Yo mama so poor she waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor I saw here walkin down the street I asked her if she lost a shoe and she said no she just found one!
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what
she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
your mama so poor i spent the nite at your house and in the morning I asked your mama whats for breakfast she put her foot on the table and said corn flakes
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Yo mama so poor she speak's japoornese.
Yo mama so poor on christmas she brought a video tape of other kids opening presents.
Yo mama so poor, her front and back door are on the same hinge
Yo Mama so poor, that I saw her kicking a soda can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving .
I said whose helping her and she said you where at school wearing stolen clothes so she had to move so you and her wouldnt get caught since u live in a stolen soda can to.
Yo mama so poor she uses candy wrappers as wall paper
Yo mama so poor when she steped on a roach she said clap your hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got somethin to eat.
Yo mama so poor I stepped on a lit match and she said who turned off the heat.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the couch and a roach came up and said move over I pay rent
Yo mama so poor when I went over her house and asked what's for dinner she opened her legs and
said fish sticks
Yo mama so poor when I came over her house I asked what happend to the color t.v she said we out of crayons
Yo mama's so poor the last time she smelled a hot meal was when a rich man farted!
Yo mama's so poor, I stepped on a lit match and she said who turned off the heat
Yo mama's so poor, I farted and she said who turned on the heat
Yo mamas so poor I sat on the couch and a roach came up and said move over i pay rent!
Yo mama so fat and poor that when her kids said "i want trampoline for Christmas" she said you dont need one! You've got me! BOUNCE BOUNCE!
Yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can and ask her what she was doin she said moving
Yo mama so poor when I lit a match the roaches started singing clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat
Yo mama so poor when I stepped on a cigarete butt, she said why did you step on my heater.
yo mama so poor when I went over her house and asked what's for dinner she opened her legs and said fish sticks
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