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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo mama so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam

Yo mama so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

Yo mama so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo Mama so poor I asked her if I could use the bathroom and she said "Just pick a corner"

Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360

Yo mama so poor she waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so poor I saw her holding a penny and I asked "Whatcha doing with that?" and she said "Taking my life savings to the bank!"

Yo mama so poor her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a foodstamp.

Yo mama's so poor when i jumped in a puddle she said "What are you doing in my bathtub?"

Yo mama so poor a tornado hit your house and did 10,000 dollars worth of improvement

YO momma so poor she runs after a garbage truck with her grocery list!

Yo mama so poor her tv has two channels. ON & OFF.

Yo mama so poor I saw here walkin down the street I asked her if she lost a shoe and she said no she just found one!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

yo mamma so poor she went to Payless and couldn't afford to pay less

yo mama's so poor that she went to Five Below with a nickel.

your mum is so poor the only word she knows is benefit

Yo mama so poor she waved her hand around a popsicle and called it air conditioning.

Yo momma so poor she has to hang her toilet paper out to dry

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

You so poor when i used the bathroom i used one stick to keep the roof up and another to scare the roaches away

yo mama so poor, her front door and back door are the same thing.

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

your mama so poor i spent the nite at your house and in the morning I asked your mama whats for breakfast she put her foot on the table and said corn flakes

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

Yo mama so poor it took her 3 years to save a penny

Yo mamma is so poor people rob her house for practice.

Yo mama so poor she lives in a two story doritos bag with a dog named Chip

yo mama is so poor children from Africa send her money

yo momma is so poor that when it rains she says kids shower time

Yo mama so poor she speak's japoornese.

Yo mama so poor on christmas she brought a video tape of other kids opening presents.

Yo mama so poor, her front and back door are on the same hinge

Yo Mama so poor, that I saw her kicking a soda can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving . I said whose helping her and she said you where at school wearing stolen clothes so she had to move so you and her wouldnt get caught since u live in a stolen soda can to.

Yo mama so poor she uses candy wrappers as wall paper

Yo mama is so poor, I took a piss on her front lawn and she thanked me for watering the lawn.

Yo mama so poor when she steped on a roach she said clap your hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got somethin to eat.

Yo momma is poor when I sat on a skateboard she said (get of my family van)

yo mamma so poor i asked her to use the bathroom she said 3rd bucket on the left

Yo mama so poor I stepped on a lit match and she said who turned off the heat.

yo mamma so poor ducks throw bread at her

Yo mama so poor I sat on the couch and a roach came up and said move over I pay rent

Yo mama so poor when I went over her house and asked what's for dinner she opened her legs and said fish sticks

Yo mama so poor when I came over her house I asked what happend to the color t.v she said we out of crayons

Yo mama's so poor the last time she smelled a hot meal was when a rich man farted!

yo mama so broke she fuck the atm to get money

Yo mama so poor , she makes starving Africians look like multi-quadrillion aires

Yo momma so poor she can't even afford a payday

Yo mama's so poor, I stepped on a lit match and she said who turned off the heat

Yo mama is so poor she cant afford to wash herself so she stands in the rain

Yo mama's so poor, I farted and she said who turned on the heat

yo mama so poor and stupid, she draws Lincoln's face on a piece of paper and says it is a twenty

Yo mama so poor, she took out a 2nd mortgage on her cardboard box.

yo mama so poor she painted the bottom of her shoes red and said ,"look i got red bottoms"

yo mama so poor when she heard about the Last Supper she thought she was running out of food stamps

You mama so poor she hangs colored socks as Christmas lights.

Yo mamas so poor I sat on the couch and a roach came up and said move over i pay rent!

Your mama so poor I asked to go the toilet and she pointed me to a Pepsi can

Yo mama so fat and poor that when her kids said "i want trampoline for Christmas" she said you dont need one! You've got me! BOUNCE BOUNCE!

Yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can and ask her what she was doin she said moving

Yo mamas so poor when she gets mad she can't afford to fly off the handle so she's gotta go greyhound off the handle

Yo mama so poor she lives in a 2 story dorito bag with a dog named chip

Yo mamma so poor she put a happy meal on layaway

Yo mama is so poor and her credit is so bad, she couldn't use a free promo code at Redbox.

Yo mama so poor the cockroaches in your home buy the groceries.

Yo momma so poor she uses a hotdog as a dildo

Yo mama so poor when a visitor came to her house he asked, may I please use the bathroom she said pick a corner, any corner.

Yo mama so poor the roaches pay the light bill

Yo mama so poor, I seen her walking down the street with one shoe on. I said "Ma'am, did you lose a shoe?" She said "Nah, I just found one!"

Yo mama so poor when I lit a match the roaches started singing clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat

Yo mama so poor she makes a homeless person look like a millionaire!

yo mama so poor I went to her house and got robbed by a rat and raped by a roach.

Yo mama so poor when I stepped on a cigarete butt, she said why did you step on my heater.

yo mama so poor when I went over her house and asked what's for dinner she opened her legs and said fish sticks

What's the difference between yo mama and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family.
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