Yo Mama's so nasty, she's
got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she has more rappers in her than an Ipod
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty she's like a nascar driver she burns 50 rubbers a day!
Yo mama so nasty the million man march was at her house
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo Mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo Mama's so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place
Yo mama so nasty her breath smells like donkey sex
Yo mama so nasty, I shoke her hand and she gave me gonnerhea
Yo mama so nasty, when she goes to red lobster they kick her out for bringing her own crabs
Yo mama so nasty that when she was born and the doctor slapped her ass she gave him her phone number
Yo mama so nasty third world countries eat the cheese from the crack of her ass
Yo mama so nasty, the roaches in her house ask to be sprayed
Yo mama so nasty, they call her the carpenters delight, flat as a board and easy to nail
Yo Mama's so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease and Yo mama
Yo mama's so nasty, she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mama's so nasty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.
Yo mama's so nasty, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
Yo mama's so nasty, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.
Yo mama's so nasty, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo mama's so nasty, the roaches check in but they don't check out.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear
infection.
Yo Mama's so nasty, she
only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo Mama's so nasty, she
went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened
up her blouse!!
Yo Mama's so nasty, she
has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo Mama's so nasty, when I
went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table,
spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
Yo Mama's so nasty, she
has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation,
drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo Mama's so nasty, when I asked her what’s for dinner, she sat on my face and said tuna.
Yo Mama's so nasty, she
went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo Mama's so nasty, I
talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama so nasty crabs use her as a hide out
Yo mama so nasty when she went to red lobster they kicked her out for bringing her own crabs
Yo Mama's so nasty, a
skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama so nasty, she had to cut the tampon string between her legs because
the crabs kept on bungee jumping.
Yo mama's so nasty she did the splits and gave the floor a hickey!
Yo mama so nasty I asked her how to spell PENIS, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tounge.
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