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Yo Mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she has more rappers in her than an Ipod

Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots

Yo mama so nasty, they call her the carpenters delight, flat as a board and easy to nail

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama's pussy so nasty, they make you eat it during "Fear Factor"

Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.

Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama so nasty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 seconds

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty she's like a nascar driver she burns 50 rubbers a day!

Yo mama so nasty the million man march was at her house

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo mama's so nasty, she dropped her toothbrush in the toilet. We had to get a new toilet.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty she went to your school and the principal dropped out

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo Mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo Mama's so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place

Yo mama's so nasty, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.

Yo mommas so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

Yo mama is so nasty, that the military weaponized her farts as weapons.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama so nasty her breath smells like donkey sex

Yo mama so nasty, I shoke her hand and she gave me gonnerhea

Yo mama so nasty, when she goes to red lobster they kick her out for bringing her own crabs

Yo momma's so nasty, when she pulls down her panties it sounds like Velcro.

Yo mama so nasty that when she was born and the doctor slapped her ass she gave him her phone number

Yo mama so nasty third world countries eat the cheese from the crack of her ass

Yo mama so nasty, the roaches in her house ask to be sprayed

Yo mama so nasty, they call her the carpenters delight, flat as a board and easy to nail

Yo Mama's so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease and Yo mama

Yo mama's so nasty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.

Yo mama's so nasty, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

Yo Mama is so Nasty, she puts salt water down her Trousers to Keep her crabs Fresh

Yo mama so nasty that she farted and the dinosaurs came back to life.

Yo momma so nasty she couldnt even sell her ass for a free sample

Yo mama's so nasty, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.

Yo mama's so nasty, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.

Yo mama's so nasty, the roaches check in but they don't check out.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo Mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

Yo Mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!

Yo Mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo Mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"

Yo Mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo Mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama so nasty crabs use her as a hide out

Yo mama so nasty when she went to red lobster they kicked her out for bringing her own crabs

Yo Mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

Yo mama so nasty, she had to cut the tampon string between her legs because the crabs kept on bungee jumping.

Yo mama's so nasty she did the splits and gave the floor a hickey!

Yo mama so nasty she got a dick transplant just to f**k herself

your mama so nasty that even dogs won't smell her snatch

yo mama so nasty, she walked up to a racoon and said "you ain't got nothin on me"

Yo momma's so nasty, we asked her what was fo dinner, she put her foot up on the table and said, "Corns."

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack.

Yo mama's so nasty she got Play-Doh teeth.
Yo mama's house is so nasty, every time I open the Fridge Cock Roaches are riding four-wheelers.

Yo Mama so nasty, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners.

Yo mama is so nasty, that i came home and asked what was for dinner. She opened her legs and said tuna suprise

Yo mama's so nasty she's like a vaccum she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet

Yo mama so nasty I asked her how to spell PENIS, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tounge.

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