Yo Mama So Greasy Jokes

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

 Yo mama so greasy when she slid into second she ended up in Detroit

Yo mama so greasy I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.

Yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off.

yo mama so grasey you had to use bacon for her bandaids

Yo mama so greasy, she uses pam as hairspray

Yo momma so greasy she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.

Yo mommas so thick and greasy, not even a carpenter could nail her.

Yo mama so greasy that I touched her and my hand was covered in bacon grease.

Yo momma so greasy she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.

Yo mama so greasy, I used her as an example to explain the drag coefficient of objects moving through a vacuum (9.8 m/s^2)

Yo mama is so greasey that she single-handedly increased oil production and lowered gas prices.

Yo mama so greasy if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.

Yo mama so greasy she uses Crisco to wash her hair.

Yo mama so greasy that McDonalds rubbed her body over all the French fries

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