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Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.

Yo mama's so ghetto, she brings fried chicken to the movie theater

Yo mama's so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed.

Yo mama's so ghetto, she pretends her pager is a cellphone

Yo mama's so ghetto, she does drive by shootings on the bus

Yo mama's so ghetto, she was born in a bucket at KFC.

Yo mama's so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth.

Yo mama's so ghetto, she washes paper plates.

Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it.

Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle.

Yo mama's so ghetto, she wheelies on a ten speed.

Yo mama so ghetto dat every thing she eats is in cans


Yo mama so ghetto that she still plays with baby toys

Yo mama so ghetto the bitch breastfed you with gin and juice

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