Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
yo momma is like a brick flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans
Yo mama is like a carpenter's dream "flat as a board and easy to nail."
Yo mama's so flat, people ask if she's from the second dimension.
Yo mama's so flat, high school teens use her as a gymnastics mat.
Yo mama so flat, she gets jealous when your dad turns a door knob.
yo mama booty so flat it look like sheetrock
Yo mama so flat the great plains got jealous
Yo mama is so flat that if you folded her, she could be a paper airplane
yo momma so flat she is jealous of my computer screen
Yo mama so flat, I wiped my feet on what I thought was a rug then she said,"Get your crappy shoes off me! Your grounded!"
Yo mama so flat she called the doctor and asked if she had a sex change and forgot.
yo mama booty so flat they order her pancakes for breakfast.
Yo mamma so flat you can see her heartbeat while you read her sarcastic t-shirt.
Yo mama so flat and old she holds the distinction of being the first person to be called a "flatmate".
Yo mama so flat and so gassy her nickname is flatulence.
Yo momma so flat that flattery makes her angry.
yo mama so flat, white and tall, when she fell people used her as a sidewalk!
Yo mama so flat that a joke about yo momma is called a flatliner.
Yo mama so flat she got jealous of a pancake.
Yo mamma so flat she can't sideways when taking a selfie.
Yo momma so flat, for Halloween, she was a Listerine Breath Strip.
Yo mama so flat, she refuses to iron her wrinkled shirts.
Yo mama so flat her areolas look like coasters.
Yo momma so flat I couldn't find her in the family picture because she was standing sideways.