Yo Mama So Dumb Jokes


Yo mama so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged

Yo mama is so dumb not even Google could translate her.

Your mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew

Yo mama so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

yo mama so dumb she sprayed a tree with axe body spray and thought it would fall down

Yo Momma is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo mamma so dumb that when she had to leave a voicemail she walked all the way to my house and screamed in my mailbox.

Yo mama so dumb she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.

Yo mama so dumb she thinks menopause is a button on a VCR

Yo mama is so dumb she thinks that Harlem shake is a drink

Yo momma is so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call

your mama is so dumb she cut open a pineapple and said "Spongebob were are you?"

yo mama is so dumb. She went to the eye doctor to buy an iPad.

Yo mama so dumb, first time she used a vibrator she broke her two front teeth.

your moms so dumb when the judge said "order!" she said "pie and chips please!"

your momma so dumb she put catfood down her pants to feed her pussy!

yo mama so dumb, I said drinks are on the house and she went to get a ladder

Yo mama so dumb she disses her kids with Yo mama Jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when the smoke alarm turned off, she tried to turn it back on by starting a fire.

Yo mama so stupid, when the weather man said there will be a blizzard outside, she got a cup

Yo mama's so dumb she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening go Eminem.

Yo mama so dumb, she took her dog to Pet Smart to get an IQ Test.

Yo mama so dumb she sued Xbox One for guessing her IQ

Yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.

Yo Mama so dumb, she brought a ladder to go to HIGH SCHOOL!

Yo mama so dumb when I said ''That act is stealing the show.'', she called the police!

Yo mama so dumb she looked in the mirror and said what the f**k you lookin at!

Your mama so dumb she put sugar on her bed? Because she wanted sweet dreams!

Yo mamma is so dumb she gave birth to you on the I-75 because she heard thats where accidents happen

yo momma so dumb she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.

Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was an ATM.

Yo mama so dumb when the questionnaire asked sex? She put in M F and sometimes Wednesday.

Your mama so dumb she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time

yo momma so dumb I peed in the snow she pick it up and thought it was a snow cone

Yo mama so dumb and broke when I told her to get the Febreeze, she went out side and said "Where's the Free Breeze?"

Yo mama so dumb that I said check out this cool new website and she got a broom and said wheres the spider

Yo momma so dumb I told her christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it

Yo mama so dumb she went to the library to find Facebook

Yo mama so dumb I asked her if she knew Pharell from the Neptunes and she said she only knows people from Earth

Yo momma so dumb she got fired from a blow job

Yo mama so dumb when the cop pulled her over and gave her a ticket she said "What movie are we going to see?"

Yo mama so dumb she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so dumb she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so dumb that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so dumb she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so dumb she talks in a envelope to send the voicemail

Yo mama so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so dumb she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama's so dumb that she got her fingers stuck in a website!

yo mamas so dumb she went to the beach to surf the internet

Yo mama so dumb when she saw a drive thru sign in McDonalds, she dove straight thru the building.

"Your momma so dumb, she tried breast-feeding her cameo necklace".

yo momma so dumb she called me, then asked for my phone number.

"Yo momma so Dumb, she brought a six pack of Budweiser with her to school, hoping she could make her son Bud Wiser".

yo mama so dumb she tried to put skittles in A-Z order

Yo mama so dumb she thought the harlem shake was a drink.

Yo momma so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.

your mom is so dumb she thought she had to go to the dentists to get Bluetooth

yo mama so dumb she made a blonde look smart.

Yo mom is so dumb she thought chicken strips was a strip club for chickens

Yo mama so dumb, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so dumb, after yo daddy hit her in the face , she turn the other cheek and waited for him to hit her again.

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo MaMa so Dumb, when a guy asks her to give him Head, she picks up a Hack Saw then says, "Ok, let me get one first".

Yo mama so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so dumb, she thought THE EXORCIST was a workout video.

Yo mama so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mamma's so dumb the only letters in the alphabet she knows is K.F.C.

Yo mama so dumb she wouldn't buy a gameboy because she was a girl

yo mamas so dumb she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy.

Yo mama so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi

Yo mama so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so dumb her ancestors didn't even think about making fire.

Yo mama so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama is so dumb, that she went to a clippers game for a haircut.

Yo mama so dumb she put a cat in a pillow and yelled "It's a pillow pet!"

Yo mama so dumb that she sold the car for gas money.

yo mama so dumb she wouldn't let you shop at Forever 21 cause she thought you had to be 21 to go in the store.

Yo mama so dumb she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so dumb, when she ran out of gas, she walked to the nearest Mexican Restaurant and all the Beans she could handle.

Yo mama so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so dumb she stole free bread.

Yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so dumb I asked her what she does for a living and she said breathe

Yo mama so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so dumb she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday

Yo mama so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

Yo mama so dumb she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo mama so dumb she tried to schedule a physical with Dr. Pepper

Yo mama so dumb she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats

yo mama so dumb she thinks brownies are people with brown skin.

Yo mama so dumb, she filled her car with water so she can drive in the Car Pool lane.

yo mama so dumb when she studied pi in school, she brought a plate to class

Yo mama so dumb when I told her a Tsunami hit, she said "Why didn't you hit back?"

Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

Yo mama so dumb she threw cats out the window when you said "We need cat litter."

Yo mamma so dumb, she's living proof that humans can live without a brain.

Yo mama so dumb, that calling her stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Yo momma so dumb, she told me everything she knows during a commercial break.

Yo mama so dumb, that if I need a brain transplant I'll take hers, because it's barely been used.

Yo mama so dumb if you stand close enough to her you can hear the ocean.

Yo mamma so dumb, if her brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill a M&M.

Yo mama so dumb, I would ask her how old she is, but I know she can't count that high.

Yo momma so dumb, the smartest thing to come out of her mouth was a penis.

Yo mama so dumb, the government banned her from homeschooling her kids.

Yo mama so dumb, she's the reason women only make 75 cents on the dollar.

Yo mama so dumb, after an earthquake she ran to the barn hoping to get a milkshake out of Betsy".

"Yo mama so dumb when she was asked for her ID, at the liquor store, she said,"Could you please spell that"?

Yo mama so dumb, she went to PetSmart hoping they would teach her new dog old tricks.

Yo mama so dumb she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

Yo mama so dumb she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

Yo mama so dumb, after searching for her wedding ring for three days, she realized she was divorced.

Yo mama so dumb, after jumping out of the plane she realized she was suppose to have a parachute on.

Yo mama so dumb, when playing Monopoly, before passing go, she stopped and looked both ways.

Yo Mama so dumb, she rented a Hot Air balloon so she can watch the men play Air Hockey

"Yo mama such a dumb bartender, after a woman ordered a Margarita , she swam out to the Gulf of Mexico to get Margaret"!

yo mama so dumb when I asked her if she wanted to go to Wendys she said "No, I don't know that bitch"

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to water the Rose Bowl Parade.

"Yo mama so dumb, she went to the travel agency, and asked to purchase a one-way ticket to the moon".

"Yo mamas so Dumb, when the man says,"Let's have a one Night Stand", she runs to the garage and chops off Three of the Night Tables legs"!

Yo mama so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"

Yo mama so dumb when she heard there was a serial killer on the loose she got captain crunch and put him in the closet and said I will protect you.

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Yo mama so dumb if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back

Yo mama is so dumb she tried to hotwire a trolley

Yo mama so Dumb, when she was waitressing, the customer asked her for a Ruben Sandwich. Yo mama then went to Ruben and took his Sandwich.

yo mama so dumb when she saw a stop sign she never moved again.

Yo mama so dumb they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade

Yo mama so dumb at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"... she put "Sagittarius"

Yo mama so dumb she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store

yo mamma so dumb when she volunteered for a race, she forgot her shoes

Yo mama so dumb if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless

Yo mama so dumb she studied for a blood test - and failed

Yo mama so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

Yo mama so dumb It takes her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"

yo momma so dumb she put paper on the tv ad called it paper view

Yo mama so dumb when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved

Yo mama so dumb when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

Yo mama so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill

yo mamma so dumb she went to fill out her job application and it asked her for her sex she wrote "Not lately."

Yo mama so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so dumb she thought grape nuts was a venereal disease

Yo mama so dumb she couldn't see the forest cause "the trees were blocking it."

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so dumb she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese".

Yo mama so dumb She went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

Yo mama so dumb she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person.

Yo mama so dumb, when she heard the middle of the road is where accidents happen, she went there and peed herself.

Yo mama so dumb she studied for a blood test and failed.

Yo mama so dumb she thinks socialism means partying.

Yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a punchline

Yo mama so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.

Yo mama is so dumb that she thought she had an apointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so dumb she was on the corner giving out potato chips, yelling, "Free Lays!".

Yo mama so dumb she thought Tiger Woods was a forest in India

Yo mama so dumb when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or Grape?"

Yo mama so dumb when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the "Any" key.

Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama so dumb she threw a bird off a cliff.

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and pissed her pants.

Yo mama so dumb when you told her you had crabs she said I don't think those are good pets but okay!

Yo mama so dumb she took a doughtnut back caude it had a hole in it.

Yo mamas so dumb that she bought curtains for her computer just because it uses Windows

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so dumb when she shivers you can hear a rattling coming from her head

Yo mama so dumb that she went to the doctor because she couldn't see her ass

Yo mama so dumb, she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining!

Yo mama so dumb she thought Cat Mix was a C-D

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for some gas money.

Yo mama so dumb she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama so dumb she stole free samples.

Yo momma so dumb she put dunbells in a basket and thought she was pushing weight

Yo momma so dumb when you told her you had crabs she said I don't think those are good pets but okay!

Yo Mama so dumb the teacher told her she got all B's she went to the store in got some honey.

Yo Mama so dumb she went outside to look at the stars, and thought it was pookey dots.

Yo Mama so dumb I told her, I was watching B.E.T she said put me down for five.

Yo Mama so dumb I asked her what time she was leaving, she started talking to her watch.

Yo Mama so dumb she went to hell an iron her clothes.

Yo Mama so dumb they told her to count 1-10, she gave them her 10 digit phone-number.

Yo mama is so dumb she thought the you was the tv and the tv was the you

you mama so dumb that she thought seaweed was something that FISH SMOKE!

Yo Mama so dumb they gave her some grease to fry her food, she greased her hair.

Yo mama so dumb, she tripped over a WIRELESS network!

Yo momma so dumb that she thought "TBS" meant to be seviced

Yo momma is so dumb when she saw a sign for drive thru, she drove through the Taco Bell.

Yo momma so dumb she puts a quarter in a parking meeter and waits for a gum ball to come out

"Yo mama so dumb, when she went to the Virgin Islands, she lost her virginity. She then went back to look for it"!

Yo mama so dumb she steped into a Walgreens and thought the walls were actually suppose to be green

Yo mama's so dumb, when she was in the ROTC, the Sergeant told her to about-face and she said "What about my face?"

Yo mama so dumb, she sat on memory foam and it forgot.

yo mama is so dumb that when I asked her for water she said whats the ingredients

Yo mommma so dumb, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she listenin to 50 cent.

Yo mama so dumb she thought if she hits someone with rice they will turn Chinese.

Yo Mama so dumb she fell off a boat and couldn't find the water!

Yo Mama so dumb she called me to ask for my phone number.

yo mama so dumb that when she saw a toy dog and she called animal control

Yo mama is so dumb that she got drunk for high school!

Yo mama is so dumb that she thinks Justin Bieber is a real beaver an Snoop Dogg is a real dog

yo mama so dumb even Albert Einstien couldn't tutor her

Yo Mama so dumb she thought pumpernickel was a refund

Yo momma so Dumb, .she failed Pre-K cause she couldn't scribble

Yo mamma so dumb, when she heard Rudolph was going down in History, she hired him a Tutor.

yo mama so dumb she thought a lightsaber had less calories

Yo mama so dumb, before eating breakfast, she put on a life jacket because she thought she was going to eat With Captain Crunch.

Yo mama so dumb that when she turned on the TV it was pitch black and she said " I like this show"

your moms so dumb when I told her that her birthday was just around the corner.....she went looking for it!

Yo mama is so dumb that she died in a flight simulator.

Yo mama so dumb, she stays up all night trying to catch some sleep

yo momma dumb she went to mcdonalds, got a hamburger, put a crown on it, and said burger king

Yo Mama so dumb they ask her when was she born she said in the beginning.

Yo Mama so dumb, the only reason your alive is because she thought absorbine jr was a contraceptive

Yo Mama So dumb she thought the internet was something you catch butterflies with

yo mama so dumb she went to Babies R Us and asked were the babies were

Yo momma so dumb when she went to heaven she asked why am I here

Yo mama so dumb when yo father said let's hit the Road she actually hit the road

yo mama so dumb she thought a civil war is a war against manners

Yo mamma is so dumb she goes to a White Castle, flushes the toilet and calls it a royal flush!

Yo mamma so dumb she brought nuts to the Nutcracker

Yo mamma so dumb, when she went to Hollywood, to meet the stars, she brought a Telescope with her".

yo mama is so dumb so she took her barbie dolls to get plastic surgery.

"Yo mama such a Dumb, when she lost her virginity, she swam all over the world to look for it".

your mama so dumb its 2015 and she still has no clue how to use a computer or a car

Yo mama's so dumb she returned a puzzle because it was broken

Yo momma so dumb when her friend said wanna play pool she said "yeah wait let me get my baithing suit on"

Yo Mama so dumb she used a fork for her toothbrush.

Yo Mama so dumb, she put a hot wet towel on her mattress so she can have Wet Dreams.

Yo mama so fat and dumb, she looked up and said "I CAN'T SEE AUSTIN MOON!"

Yo mama so dumb that when I went to her house and said let me in........she opened the door and then pulled her pants down.

Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

Yo mama is so dumb she got awarded the nobel prize for stupidity.

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