Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep
from eating her fingers.
Yo mama so dark, they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the
darkest heart of Africa"
Yo mama so dark when the cops shot a bullet at her the bullet turned around and asked for a flashlight.