Yo Mama So Dark Jokes


Yo mama's so dark every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on

Yo mama's so dark if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee

Yo mama's so dark she went to night school and got marked absent

Yo mama's so dark she bleeds smoke

Yo mama's so dark she drinks water and pees coffee.

Yo mama's so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama's so dark that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime

Yo mama's so dark I shot her and the bullets came back with flashlights saying "I can't find the bitch"

Yo mama so dark her blood type is burnt

Yo mama's so dark, she could show up naked to a funeral.

Yo mama's so dark, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

Yo mama's so dark, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

yo mama so dark when she eats chocolate cake she has to put white gloves on.

Yo mama's so dark, her ass looks like two tires.

Yo mama's so dark and large when she walked past the window we lost four days of sunlight.

Yo mama so dark she blend in with the chalkboard

Yo mama's so dark, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.

Yo mama's so dark, when she goes outside street lights turn on.

yo momma is so dark, when you wrap her in plastic she looks like soy sauce.

Yo mama's so dark, she got her tattoo done in chalk.

yo mama so dark she got a PHD in Hide-N-Seek

Yo momma so dark you cant see when shit comes out of her crack.

Yo momma so dark, her nickname is darker because nothing is darker than yo momma.

Yo momma so dark when she got out the car the oil light came on

yo momma so dark her nickname was and is midnight

yo momma so dark that if she sprinkled salt on her face she'd blend in with deep space!

Yo mama's so dark, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.

yo mama is so dark when she jumped into the pool the pool said sorry i don't drink coke

Yo momma is so dark Wesley Snipes, Don Cheadle, and Jessie Lawrence Fergueson fight to call her momma.

Yo mama's so dark, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.

Yo mama's so dark she looks like a satellite picture of North Korea at night.

"Your mama so dark, when you go shopping with her on Fridays, you'll always get 75% off".

Yo Mama so dark she walked into a restaraunt wearing a black shirt, The manager said no shoes, no shirt, no service.

Yo mama so dark, Batman uses her as a backup cape.

Yo mama's so dark, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth.

yo mama so dark when she layed on white sheets it looked like there was a hole in the bed.

Yo mama so dark she has to use coffee grounds as makeup

Yo mama and daddy so dark that your family pictures look like ultrasounds

Yo mama's so dark when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on leather pants

Yo mama is so fat and black when she goes swimming the coast guard thinks there's an oil spill.

Yo mama's so dark when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights

Yo mama's so dark when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill.

Yo mama so dark she breastfeeds chocolate milk

Yo mama so dark, when she comes outside, I get free nights and weekends

Yo mama so dark, I clicked on her profile pic and thought my phone died.

Yo Momma so dark, she was born with bad credit.

Yo mama so dark her shadow was laid-off.

Yo mama so dark, when God said, "Let there be light!" He had to turn to her and say, "Ahem! I said let there be light....? That means you gotta leave."

yo momma is so dark when she broke her leg and got crutches they called her shit on a stick

Yo mama so dark when she lay in the street she look like a skid mark

yo mama so poor and dark when she comes home the roaches sing "We are family"

Yo momma so fat and black, she looks like a burnt marshmallow.
Yo momma is so dark that when she skydived at night and her parachute failed, nobody noticed.

Yo mama's so dark, when she went to night school she got marked absent!

Yo mama's so dark, if they put you in a bottle You'd be a Pepsi

Yo mama's so dark if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.

yo mama so dark when she jumped up it was night

Yo mama's so dark we use a flash light to see her at night

yo momma so dark that she got in the hot-tub and made coffee!

yo momma so white that she got in the hot-tub and made creamer!

Yo mama so dark at midnight she fell and nobody could find her until morning.

yo momma so dark. yo daddy decided to use her as charcoal for the fire

Yo mama is so dark they shredded her and put her in a crayola box with the whites and Mexicans

Yo Mama's so dark that her favorite dinosaur is a Tri-scared-a-cops

Yo mama is so dark she looks like a giant candy bar

Yo mama is so dark you could not even see her pussy

yo momma so dark that god said shit I burned one

YO Mama's so dark when she was born her parents said 'oh shit happened'

Yo Mama so dark she joined the SWAT Team and all they gave her was a gun.

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so dark, they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa"

Yo mama so dark when the cops shot a bullet at her the bullet turned around and asked for a flashlight.

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