Yo mama so clumsy, she makes humpty dumpty look like gymnasts.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so awkward and clumsy she makes Napoleon Dynamite look like James Bond.
Yo mama so tall and clumsy, she airballs more free throws then DeAndre Jordan.
Yo momma so clumsy when she wears yellow they call her the bumbling bee.
Yo momma is super clumsy and she has the bruises to prove it.
Yo mama so clumsy people don't know if she's drunk or needs glasses.
Yo momma so clumsy her and the floor are best friends.
Yo mama so clumsy if there was an award for being clumsy she's probably trip over it.
Yo momma so clumsy she might as well be wearing banana peel slippers.
Yo momma so clumsy, skinned knees and bruises are part of her everyday look.