Yo Mama So Clumsy Jokes


Yo mama so clumsy, she makes humpty dumpty look like gymnasts.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so awkward and clumsy she makes Napoleon Dynamite look like James Bond.

Yo mama so tall and clumsy, she airballs more free throws then DeAndre Jordan.

Yo momma so clumsy when she wears yellow they call her the bumbling bee.

Yo momma is super clumsy and she has the bruises to prove it.

Yo mama so clumsy people don't know if she's drunk or needs glasses.

Yo momma so clumsy her and the floor are best friends.

Yo mama so clumsy, Mr. Buttfumble (Mark Sanchez) himself tried to W Rizz her.

Yo momma so clumsy she tripped on a wireless network.

Yo momma so clumsy, when she signed up for Applecare, it bankrupted the company.

Yo mama so clumsy if there was an award for being clumsy she's probably trip over it.

Yo momma so clumsy she might as well be wearing banana peel slippers.

Yo momma so clumsy, skinned knees and bruises are part of her everyday look.

Yo mama is so clumsy, it explains why you got more intentional grounding calls than completions.

Yo momma so clumsy, she got hurt in a ball pit.

Yo momma so clumsy, they let her keep both eyes open when playing Marco Polo.

Yo mama so clumsy, she's always taking pictures of your feet.

Yo momma so clumsy, she's the reason there are guardrails around the nativity scene at church.

Yo mama so clumsy, it's a bigger surprise if she makes it down the stairs in one piece.

Yo moms so clumsy, the cleaning lady has to come every single day.

Yo momma so clumsy, people think she's in an improv comedy group.

Yo momma so clumsy, she almost married Mr. Bean but she couldn't make it down the aisle.


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