Yo Mama So Butch Jokes
Yo mama so butch, she threw the shot-put in high-school.
Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine.
Yo mama so butch, her middle name is Rambo
Yo mama is so masculine that everytime she grunts, she grows a mustache.
Yo mama so butch, not even Cristiane "Cyborg" Justino would step into a ring with her.
Yo mama so butch, she's the worlds first a one-legged lesbian kick boxer.
Yo momma so butch, even Justin Beiber wanted to be her girlfriend.
Yo momma so butch that her hair doesn't go past her ears.
Yo momma so butch, her body count is higher than most pornstars.
Yo momma so butch, she's twice the man you are
Yo momma so butch, she kicked Holly Holm so hard in the head it knocked Ronda Rousey out.
Yo mama so butch she takes more steroids than A-Rod.
Yo mama so butch she calls yo daddy "my bitch".
Yo mama so butch yo daddy has to shave her beard with the lawnmower.
Yo mama so butch she made yo daddy pregnant.
Yo mama so butch her boobs are more hairy than yo daddy's balls.
Yo momma so butch she stays out late drinking while yo daddy cries himself to sleep.
Yo mama so butch yo daddy calls her "my man".
Yo mama so butch, she fixes her own car.
Yo momma so butch, she can win a tug-of-war contest against the entire Dallas Cowboys O-line.
Yo mama so butch evern her pool table has no balls.
Yo momma so butch, she has a tattoo on her back that says "Who's The Man?"
Yo mama so butch she's one hell of a knockout.
Yo mamma so butch she makes yo daddy ride bitch on her motorcycle.