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Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent
Yo mama's so black she bleeds smoke
Yo mama's so black she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama's so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime
Yo mama's so black I shot her and the bullets came back with flashlights saying "I can't find the bitch"
Yo mama so black her blood type is burnt
Yo mama's so black, she could show up naked to a funeral.
Yo mama's so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
Yo mama's so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
yo mama so black when she eats chocolate cake she has to put white gloves on.
Yo mama's so black, her ass looks like two tires.
Yo mama's so black, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.
Yo mama's so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.
yo momma is so black, when you wrap her in plastic she looks like soy sauce.
Yo mama's so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
yo mama so black she got a PHD in Hide-N-Seek
your momma is so black when she turned to the dark side the sith became jedis
yo momma so black, when god made her he said "Damn I burnt one"
yo momma so black her refrigerator only has KFC, malt liquor, and Tahitian Treat
Yo momma so black you cant see when shit comes out of her crack.
Yo mama so black she don't know who her daddy is and neither do you.
Yo mama so black she blend in with the chalkboard
Your mama so black and ugly when she walks by an automated toilet it flushes
Yo mama so black and ugly when she looked in the mirror she said "Holy Shit"
Yo mama so black people think shes batman
yo mama's ass is so black that your dad doesn't buy shoe polish
Yo mama so black that she literally spits rhymes.
Yo mama so black, she makes Darth Vader look like he needs a tan!
Yo mama so fat and black, Matthew McConaughey went intersellar on her ass.
"Your mama so black, when you go shopping with her on Fridays, you'll always get 75% off".
Yo momma so black when she got out the car the oil light came on
Yo mama's so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
yo mama so black she could pull her lips over her head and turn them into a beanie
Yo momma so black, her nickname is blacker because nothing is blacker than yo momma.
Yo momma is so black Wesley Snipes, Don Cheadle, and Jessie Lawrence Fergueson fight to call her momma.
Yo mama's so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
Yo mama so black and old she refuses to take aspirin, because she's tired of picking cotton
Yo mama's so Black she looks like a satellite picture of North Korea at night.
Yo mama so black, Batman uses her as a backup cape.
Yo mama is so black, that she doesn't even need a shadow!
Yo mama & daddy so black the dark side of the moon got jealous
Yo mama's so black, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth.
Yo mama and daddy so black that your family pictures look like ultrasounds
Yo mama's so black when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on leather pants
yo mama is so black, when she drinks milk you can see it going down her throat
Yo mama is so fat and black when she goes swimming the coast guard thinks there's an oil spill.
Yo mama's so black when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights
Yo mama's so black when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo mama so black she breastfeeds chocolate milk
yo mama so black, little kids think she's the worlds biggest brownie.
yo mama is so black when she jumped into the pool the pool said sorry i don't drink coke
Yo mama so black and her teeth are so yellow, when she was crossing the road at night the only way you could see her was when she smiled.
Yo mama so black, when she comes outside, I get free nights and weekends
Yo mama so black, I clicked on her profile pic and thought my phone died.
Yo mama is so black, we were walking and she stepped on the black asphalt and I was like "Wow where'd she go?"
Yo Momma So black, she was born with bad credit.
yo mama so poor and black when she comes home the roaches sing "We are family"
yo momma is so black when she broke her leg and got crutches they called her shit on a stick
Yo mama so black when she lay in the street she look like a skid mark
yo mama so black and diabetic she pees chocolate milk and shits award winning brownies.
Yo momma so fat and black, she looks like a burnt marshmallow.
Yo mama so black that when my phones dead I see her profile picture.
Yo momma is so black that when she skydived at night and her parachute failed, nobody noticed.
Yo mama's so black, when she went to night school she got marked absent!
Yo mama's so black, if they put you in a bottle You'd be a Pepsi
Yo mama's so black if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
yo mama so black when she jumped up it was night
Yo mama's so black we use a flash light to see her at night
Yo Momma so black that when she went to a funeral butt naked and every one thought she was properly dressed.
yo momma so black that she got in the hot-tub and made coffee!
yo momma so white that she got in the hot-tub and made creamer!
yo mama so fat and black that when she go to the beach people yell "Free willy!"
Yo mama is so black on the beach they call her an oil spill
yo momma so black. yo daddy decided to use her as charcoal for the fire
Yo mama is so black she looks like a giant candy bar
yo mama so black that when I clicked on her profile pic I thought my phone battery died
Yo mama so black, fat, and hairy she had sex with a white boy and gave birth to a panda bear.
Yo momma so black, I can see her eyes floating at night.
your mama so big and black, when she walked around the city she invented the word "blackout" and its still used to this day.
Yo momma so black, everything she says is full of shit
yo momma so black her nickname was and is midnight
Your momma so black that all you see is her teeth at night.
Yo mama so short and black that people call her ne(don't)gro
Yo mama so black her shadow was laid-off.
Yo mama so black, when God said, "Let there be light!" He had to turn to her and say, "Ahem! I said let there be light....? That means you gotta leave."
YO Mama's so black when she was born her parents said 'oh shit happened'
Your momma so black... She has to turn tricks on sunny days only!
Yo mama is so black they shredded her and put her in a crayola box with the whites and Mexicans
Yo Mama's so black that her favorite dinosaur is a Tri-scared-a-cops
Yo momma so fat and black when she jumped into the ocean they accused BP of another oil spill.
you mama so fat and black, god thought she was the worlds largest bowling ball.
Yo momma so black she's the reason kids are afraid of the dark.
Yo mama so black, she always wins at laser tag because the other lasers cant find her.
Yo mama is so black you could not even see her pussy
yo momma so black that god said shit I burned one
Yo Mama so black she joined the SWAT Team and all they gave her was a gun.
Did you ever hear of the black symphony cellist?
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