Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water would turn into coffee
Yo mama's so black she bleeds smoke
Yo mama's so black she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama's so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent
Yo mama's so black I shot her and the bullets came back with flashlights saying "I can't find the bitch"
Yo mama so black her blood type is burnt
Yo mama's so black, she could show up naked to a funeral.
Yo mama's so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
Yo mama's so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama's so black, her ass looks like two tires.
Yo mama's so black, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.
Yo mama's so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.
Yo mama's so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
Yo mama's so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama's so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
Yo mama's so black, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth.
Yo mama's so black when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on leather pants
Yo mama's so black when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights
Yo mama's so black when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo mama's so black, if they put you in a bottle You'd be a Pepsi
Yo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
Yo mama's so black if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama's so black we use a flash light to see her at night
Yo mama is so black they shredded her and put her in a crayola box with the whites and Mexicans
Yo mama is so black you could not even see her pussy
yo momma so black that god said shit I burned one
Yo Mama so black she joined the SWAT Team and all they gave her was a gun.
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