Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama's so bald her hair looks like stitches.
Yo mama's so bald she curls her hair with rice.
Yo momma is so bald and talented she can blow dry her hair answer yes to all your questions and give head at the same time
Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
Yo mama's so bald, that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deoderant!
Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches.
Yo mama's so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
yo mama is so bald that when she stood near a wall Lil wayne sang "Mirror On The Wall"
Yo mama so bald, I could polish her head and take her bowling.
Yo momma so bald, you can play Air Hockey on her head.
Yo mama so bald that Vin Diesel thought she was his twin.
Yo Moma is so bald, that when i rubbed on her head i could see the future.
yo mommas so bald, we thought the sun was rising when she got up
yo momma so bald that when its cloudy out at night you still see a full moon
Yo momma so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.