Yo Mama Smells So Bad Jokes

Yo Mama So smelly She Make Right Guard Turn Left, Secret Tell It All, And Speed Stick Slow Down!

yo mama smells so bad that when she walked by the skunks get high

Yo mama breath so stank, her teeth makes plans to escape.

Yo mama breath so stank, her tooth brush prays every night

Yo mama so smelly the Statue of Liberty got off her platform and started running for the ocean.

Yo mama so stank so bad she scared the sewer away

Yo mama smells so bad she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama breathe smell so bad she need prescription strength tic-tacs

Yo momma so smelly, the judge said "Odor in the court".

Yo mommas so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.

Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

Yo mama so nasty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 minutes

Yo Mamma smells so bad that even a dog won't sniff her ass!

Yo ma ma's breath stinks so bad, even Listerine refuses to cooperate with her.

Yo mama's so stank, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.

Yo mama smells so bad, when she walk down the street, the homeless offer her soap

yo mama pussy stink so bad it smells like a diry fish tank with dead fish in it

Yo mommas breath smells so bad, doctors checked to make sure she didn't have another anus in her mouth.

Yo Momma so stank, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners.

yo mama so stank I thought I was at red lobster cause all I smelt was fish and crabs

yo mama breath smells so bad when she eats out they hide tic-tacs in her food.

yo mamma smells so bad her car radio plays only one song Chamillionaires "Ridin Dirty"

Yo mama so stank that even a car wash can't clean her

Yo mama so smelly the dinosaurs are glad to be extinct!

yo mamma smells so bad defense contractors put her farts in tear gas.

Yo mama so stank third world countries eat the cheese from the crack of her ass

Yo mama's so smelly, she woke up Sleeping Beauty.

your mama pussy stank so much she had to contact poison control

yo mama is so smelly when I farted she asked what perfume I was wearing.

Yo mama smells so bad that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mommas panties are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out.

Yo mama's so Stanky, when she opened her legs I got carsick

Yo mama's smells so bad, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

Yo momma so stinky, she uses a dead skunk as deodorant.

What stinks like shit and has buck teeth, yo momma.

your mama is so smelly, when she farted it took 3 cans of air freshener to neutralize the smell.

your mama is so stinky the toilet begged for mercy.

Yo mama's smells so bad, she has a three-pack-a-day habit...I'm talking about Odor Eaters!

your mama so stank that even dogs won't smell her snatch

Yo Momma smells so bad when she walks by the bathroom door, the toilet flush itself!

Yo mama's so stank, that her shit is glad to escape.

Yo mama's so stank, she makes a skunk smell like roses.

yo mama so smelly when she farts people accuse her of global warming

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