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Yo Mama So smelly She Make Right Guard Turn Left, Secret Tell It All, And Speed Stick Slow Down!
yo mama smells so bad that when she walked by the skunks get high
Yo mama breath so stank, her teeth makes plans to escape.
Yo mama breath so stank, her tooth brush prays every night
Yo mama so smelly the Statue of Liberty got off her platform and started running for the ocean.
Yo mama so stank so bad she scared the sewer away
Yo mama smells so bad she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama breathe smell so bad she need prescription strength tic-tacs
Yo mommas so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama so nasty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 minutes
Yo Mamma smells so bad that even a dog won't sniff her ass!
Yo ma ma's breath stinks so bad, even Listerine refuses to cooperate with her.
Yo mama's so stank, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.
Yo mama smells so bad, when she walk down the street, the homeless offer her soap
yo mama pussy stink so bad it smells like a diry fish tank with dead fish in it
Yo Momma so stank, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners.
yo mama so stank I thought I was at red lobster cause all I smelt was fish and crabs
yo mama breath smells so bad when she eats out they hide tic-tacs in her food.
yo mamma smells so bad her car radio plays only one song Chamillionaires "Ridin Dirty"
Yo mama so stank that even a car wash can't clean her
Yo mama so stank third world countries eat the cheese from the crack of her ass
your mama pussy stank so much she had to contact poison control
Yo mama smells so bad that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mommas panties are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out.
Yo mama's smells so bad, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
your mama so stank that even dogs won't smell her snatch
Yo Momma smells so bad when she walks by the bathroom door, the toilet flush itself!
Yo mama's so stank, that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo mama's so stank, she makes a skunk smell like roses.
yo mama so smelly when she farts people accuse her of global warming
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