Yo Mama's House Is So Small Jokes
Yo mama's house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet.
Yo mama's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind.
Yo mama's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate.
Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and broke the back window.
Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside.
Yo momma house is so small, her welcome mat only says "Well!"
Yo momma house is so small, I threw a rock through the window and hit everyone inside.
Yo momma's house so small when she put the key in the front door she stabbed 5 people in the hallway.
Yo mama's house is so small, when she let me in, I was in the back yard.
Yo mama is so short she wakes up in a lego house singing "Everything is Awesome".
Yo mama's house is so small, she eats her meals off a dime
Yo mama's house is so small that when I first saw it I thought it was a dollhouse.
Yo mama's house is so small, the front and back doors are the same door.
Yo momma house is so small that when you walk in you already came out
yo mama's house so small that when she was eating in the kitchen her elbows were in the living room
Yo momma house so small, she order a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
Yo Mama's house is so small, she wakes up on a Lego bed singing "Everything is Awesome".