Yo Mama Music Jokes


Yo mama so fat when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.

Yo mama so fat they call her "Jenny IS the block"

Yo mama's so stupid she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening go Eminem.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

Yo mama is so short, she wakes up in a lego house singing "Everything is Awesome".

Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other way!

Yo mama so ugly, Florida Georgia Line rolled their windows UP!

Yo mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so fat even Meghan Trainor made an exception and called her "treble".

Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beatles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

yo momma so stupid she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so dumb I asked her if she knew Pharell from the Neptunes and she said she only knows people from Earth.

yo mama so ugly when she lookes in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it.

Yo mama so nasty she has more rappers in her than an Ipod

yo mama is so hairy when I opened up her leg a Axl Rose popped out singing "Welcome to the Jungle"

Yo mama so dumb she thought that Dr. Dre and Dr. Pepper were related.

Yo Mama So Poor that on karaoke night she pulled out her dinner (a bannana) and went "You used to call me on my cell-phone"

yo mamma is so dirty her radio plays only one song Chamillionaires "Ridin Dirty"

yo mama so stupid, she tried to walk Snoop Dog.

Yo momma so fat, that Taylor Swift had a million dollar idea when yo momma got hit by a bus and shaked it off.

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat, Bob Marley and Don King in a headlock.

Yo momma so fat, everytime she starts singing people leave.

Your mama is so fat she when she sat on Chris brown she made him Chris Black.

Yo mama so dumb she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.

Yo mama so ugly that Michel Jackson died singing the song "Thriller."

Yo mama so ugly she scared off flavor flav

Yo moms ass is so big it makes Nicki Minaj jealous!!

yo mama is so bald that when she stood near a wall Lil wayne sang "Mirror On The Wall"

Yo mama so fat, shes the reason London Bridge is falling down.

Yo momma so ugly Katy Perry's afraid to roar!

Your mum so ugly when she walked past I thought she was Susan Boyle.

yo mama so hairy that she when she ran track everybody sang "Who Let The Dogs Out"

Yo mama so fat she has more crack than Whitney and Bobby

Yo mama so dumb when her kids ssng "Old mcdonald had a farm.." she asked "how far is that from here".

Yo mama so stupid she thought the harlem shake was a drink.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new cheeseburger at McDonalds.

Yo mama so dumb she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama sings so badly that she made Rebecca Black sound like Celine Dion.

Yo mama so fat when she wears Nike's they say Nickeloden

Yo moms so fat her version of the alphabet song is "A,B,C,D, KFC,"

Yo mamma so fat she fell Truly Madly Deeply in love and broke it.

Yo mama's teeth so nasty Wiz Khalifa wrote a song about them "Black and Yellow".

Yo mama so fat she jumped into the ocean and made the whales sing "we are family, even though you are fatter than me."

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo Mama so ugly, she made the Back Street Boys go Front.

yo mama so fat that her back rolls cried justin timberlake a river.

Yo mama so ugly when I walked past her I thought she was Susan Boyle.

Yo mamma bum is so big, even Nikki Minaj said, "DAANG GIRRL!"

Yo mama so fat, she makes "Hammer Pants" look like skinny jeans

Yo mama so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday

Yo mama so ugly she makes Susan Boyle look like a beauty queen.

Your mamma is sooo STUPID she stuck two M&M'S in her ears she thought she was listening to Eminem.

Yo mama so ugly she is MJ's nose twin

Your mama so fine, she makes my testicals do the macarena.

yo mama so fat that when she hears the doorbell she runs to the microwave singing 'HOT POCKETS'!!!

Yo mama so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats

YO mama is so thick that Nicki Minaj was jealous because she had a bigger ass than her.

Yo' Mama so fat, that Miley Cyrus uses her as a wrecking ball.

Yo Momma's so fat, she roller skates with tour buses.

Yo mama so fat that when she danced to "Wiggle" by Jason Derulo, the whole world went WILD!!

Yo Mama so ugly, when she met Nick Minaj, she said "My Anaconda don't".

Your mama is so stupid, she thought Five Finger Death Punch was where she punches someone in the face.

Yo mama so dumb She went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

yo momma so fat that when she paid for a meet & greet with Miley Cyrus, Miley asked her to be a wrecking ball.

Yo Mama is so freaking ugly she couldn't give One Direction, one erection.

Yo mama so ugly she made Ray Charles flinch

Yo mama so ugly she inspired Adeles new song "Goodbye".

Yo mama so fat and old she knows firsthand the song "London Bridge came falling down" is based on true events.

yo mama is so stupid she heard about the Rolling Stones she went out to the mountains and stated searching for them

yo momma so dumb she went to a Dodgers game looking for Daddy Yankee

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