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Yo mama's ass is so hairy they have it on a sign at Yellowstone saying "Don't feed the bears"

Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind.

Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.

Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.

Yo mama's head is so big, when she tries to tie her shoes, the bitch flips over.

Yo mama's head is so big, she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies.

Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags.

Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama's head is so small, she uses a tea bag for a pillow.

Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama's legs are like Jif, easy to spread.

Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.

Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.

Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama's lips are so big, she whispers in her own ear

Yo mamma lips so Big, she got to put her lipstick on with a paint brush

Yo mama's lips are so big, she uses Mop & Glow for lipstick.

Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair.

Yo mama's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets ChapStick on her ears.

Yo mama's lips are so big, she went to whisper in my ear and she whispered in both my ears at the same time

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama teeth are so big she flosses with a blanket

Yo mamas teeth so big when she laughs she stabs herself in the chest

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo momma teeth so yellow that when she looked up at the sun the sun said hey cuz!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her butt lights up

Your Mama's teeth are so jacked, they look like a toolbox of rusty nails!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter on popcorn!

yo mama teeth are so yellow when she went to church the priest said I see light

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow when she stands at a crosswalk the cars slow down

Yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiled traffic slowed down

yo momma teeth so dirty when she went to reach for her tooth brush and it did the matrix and said "you not picking me"

Yo mama teeth are so yellow it looks like she brushes her teeth with vanilla wafers

Yo mamma teeth so yellow they worth more than 10 gold bars

yo mama teeth is so yellow when she drink water it turns into lemonade

Yo mama's teeth so big, when I seen her I thought she was Chuckie Cheese

Yo mama teeth is so yellow that when god said let their be light, she opened her mouth.

Yo mama teeth so big when she sneezes she pokes a hole throw her stomach

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow I can't beilieve it's butter!

Yo mama teeth is so bright the Sun needs glasses

Yo mama teeth so yellow, when she smiled it looked like she was giving out free urine samples.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles she puts the sun out of buisness for good.

Yo mama pussy smell soo bad yo daddy ran for shore......

Yo mama's ass is so big, she has to use a reservoir for a toilet

Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks.

Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two.

Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds.

Yo mama's feet are so big and nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.

Yo mama's ass is so big, its got more crack than Mayor Marion Barry.

Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.

Yo momma ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.

Yo momma forehead's so big, you could show slides on it.

Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk.

Yo mama's neck is so wrinkled, she can grate cheese on it.

yo mama's neck so long when she drank milk it expired before it got to her stomach

Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo.

Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo Mama's scalp so dirty, her hair started a protest...Hell no we won't grow....Hell No....

Yo mama's legs are like curdled milk, white and chunky

Yo momma has one toe,and one knee, we call her tony

Your momma's vagina is so shaved everybody thought it was a credit card swipe!

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