Yo mama's ass is so hairy they have it on a sign at Yellowstone saying "Don't feed the bears"
Yo mama's forehead looks so big people mistake it for the "Great Wall of China."
yo mama forehead is so big that you can sit a whole dinner table on it.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls.
Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Yo mama's head is so big, when she tries to tie her shoes, the bitch flips over.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to step into her shirts.
Yo Mama head is so big she needs cotton wool to fill up her brain
Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies.
Your MaMa's head is so big, instead of needing a pillow, she needs the Moon.
Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags.
Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama's head is so small, she uses a tea bag for a pillow.
yo mama head is filled of so much hot air she can fly like the birds and sing like a canary.
Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama's legs are like Jif, easy to spread.
Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.
Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama's lips are so big, she whispers in her own ear
Yo mamma lips so Big, she got to put her lipstick on with a paint brush
Yo mama's lips are so big, she uses Mop & Glow for lipstick.
Yo mama's lips are so big, when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mama's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets ChapStick on her ears.
Yo mama's lips are so big, she went to whisper in my ear and she whispered in both my ears at the same time
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama teeth are so big she flosses with a blanket
Yo mamas teeth so big when she laughs she stabs herself in the chest
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma teeth so yellow that when she looked up at the sun the sun said hey cuz!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her butt lights up
Your Mama's teeth are so jacked, they look like a toolbox of rusty nails!
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow,I thought I was watching despicable.me
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter on popcorn!
yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiled she looked like a Chevrolet logo!
yo mama teeth are so yellow when she went to church the priest said I see light
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow when she stands at a crosswalk the cars slow down
Yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiled traffic slowed down
Yo mama so teeth so nasty, she was accused of doing meth.
yo momma teeth so dirty when she went to reach for her tooth brush and it did the matrix and said "you not picking me"
Yo mama teeth are so yellow it looks like she brushes her teeth with vanilla wafers
Yo mamma teeth so yellow they worth more than 10 gold bars
yo mama teeth is so yellow when she drink water it turns into lemonade
Yo mama's teeth so big, when I seen her I thought she was Chuckie Cheese
Yo mama teeth is so yellow that when god said let their be light, she opened her mouth.
Yo mama teeth so big when she sneezes she pokes a hole throw her stomach
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow I can't beilieve it's butter!
Yo mama teeth is so bright the Sun needs glasses
Yo mama teeth so yellow, when she smiled it looked like she was giving out free urine samples.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles she puts the sun out of buisness for good.
yo mama so bucktoothed she put the easter bunny out of business.
Yo mama pussy smell soo bad yo daddy ran for shore......
"Yo mama pussy so tight, it squeaks when she walks!"
Yo mama pussy so tight, instead of using a Tampon, she uses a Q-tip.
Yo mama pussy so tight, all the guys need a pry her loose with a Crow Bar before they Bang her.
Yo mama pussy so tight, she had to drill a hole in her Gina so she can insert a Tampon
Yo mama is so old her pussy is like a dried up chalk board
Yo mama's ass is so big, she has to use a reservoir for a toilet
Yo mama's ankles are so ashy, it looks like she's wearing socks.
Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two.
Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds.
Yo mama's feet are so big and nasty, when she wants jam, she gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo mama's feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.
Yo mama's ass is so big, its got more crack than Mayor Marion Barry.
Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up 5 rows of seats in the theater.
Yo Mama's ass is so big, her toilet's got a wave machine.
yo mamma got such a big butt, Nicki Minaj is jealous.
Yo momma ass is so big, she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
Yo momma forehead's so big, you could show slides on it.
Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk.
yo mamas chin so fat it looks like two hippos banging all day long.
Yo mama's neck is so wrinkled, she can grate cheese on it.
yo mama's neck so long when she drank milk it expired before it got to her stomach
Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo.
Yo mama's bellybutton is so big, she uses it as a cup holder.
Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't part them.
Your mama's so bucktoothed that a walrus tried to hump her.
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama bites her nails so much, her stomach needs a manicure!
Yo Mama's scalp so dirty, her hair started a protest...Hell no we won't grow....Hell No....
yo mamas so fat construction workers use her boobs as wrecking balls.
Yo mama's legs are like curdled milk, white and chunky
Yo mama so stupid, she thought mentos were a man's toes and wondered why people ate them.
Yo momma has one toe,and one knee, we call her tony
Your momma's vagina is so shaved everybody thought it was a credit card swipe!
your mummas clit was so dry that every time she'd masterbate she'd put 4 liters of lube just to get wet
Your mama's so fat when she stuck her finger into her belly button it had to be amputated.