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HUSBAND'S PRESPECTIVE
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring,
wedding ring, and suffering.
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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked:
"What's on the TV?" I said: "Dust!"
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I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.
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A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman
shopping on Rodeo Drive and said:
"I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said:
"God, I wish I had your will power."
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy?:
Two mothers-in-law.
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
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The most effective way to remember your
wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
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How do men define marriage?:
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.
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If you want your wife to listen and pay
undivided attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.
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Then there was a man who said: "I never knew
what real happiness was until I got married;
and then it was too late."
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A little boy asked his father:
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied,
"I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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