Woman on Deathbed Jokes

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A woman on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found.

He was puzzled by the 5 eggs and $16,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 25 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $16,000?"

"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."

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