Welder Jokes

What do you call a blonde welder?
A blowtorch

Why did the welder go to college?
Because he wanted to be a Purdue Boilermaker.

Why isn't a welder ever at a loss for words?
Because he/she can always fill in the blanks.

What's the difference between a welder and a plumber?
One exposes his crack and the other one fills them in.

If your welding and it smells like pork, then your on fire!

A good welder can weld anything from the crack of dawn to a broken heart!

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