Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk
hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls.
The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.
They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the
pilot objected he said, "The plane can take out only four of your elk. You
will have to leave two behind."
One of the hunters pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take
out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and
everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last
year.
Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and the
men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly
out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the
wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, "Do you know
where we are?"
"I think so," replied the other Redneck. "Yep! I think this is
about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year!"