Redneck HMO Joke
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The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's. Directions to the doctor's
office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." The
tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. The only proctologist lists his
address as Roto-rooter. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy.
Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill.
Preventive Care Coverage includes 'an apple a day.' Your Prozac comes in colors
and has little M's on each pill. The only 100% covered expense is embalming.
Your Viagra prescription includes a popsicle stick and some duct tape.