There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each
other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never
passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for
years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that
river. John was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the
chance to cross over and whip Clarence.
He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was
wrong, didn't he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that
he never had really seen Clarence up close and didn't realize his size until he
started over the bridge and saw the sign: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN"
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