Post Office Jokes
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
A stamp.
What did the valentine say to the stamp?
Stick with me, and we'll go places.
What do the Philadelphia Eagles and the Post Office have in common?
Neither deliver on Sundays!
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
Post Office!
Why can't the post office put Charlie Sheen on a stamp?
Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
What did Americans do because of the Stamp Act?
They licked the British.
What begins with E ends with E and has one letter in it?
An envelope
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them ...and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Why did the Post Office decide to abbreviate Michigan with an MI?
It stands for "Mostly Idiots".
What does it mean when the flag is flying at half-mast at the post office?
They're hiring.
Grandmother
Judy's grandmother once told Judy about how she and Judy's grandfather met.
"I was dating this man but suddenly he left for war.We wrote love letters to each other and I learnt how splendid the man was."
Judy asked her grandmother,"So you married him when he came back from war?"
Her grandmother laughed,"Oh,no! Your grandfather was the postman!"
Presidential Stamps
The Post Office briefly considered issuing stamps with George W Bush and Dick Cheney's faces on them. However, test marketing verified that the customers would spit on the wrong side of the stamps.