Marriage Jokes


What breakes when you say it's name?
Silence!

What do you call a man with no shins?
Neil.

What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lilly.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front door step?
MATT

What do you call someone hanging on a wall?
Art.

What do you call someone under a pile of leaves?
Russell.

What do you call a girl with one leg short than the other?
Eileen

What do you call a guy who falls overboard and can't swim?
Bob.

What do you call a man on the barbershop floor?
Harry.

Where does a woman with one leg work?
IHOP.

What do you call an American drawing?
Yankee Doodle.

What do you call a lady in a Roman dress?
Sara-toga!

What do you call an Asian that gets on your nerves?
Anno Ying.

What would you name a girl that's a ding a ling?
Isabelle.

What do you call someone with no legs and steel balls?
Sparky.

What do you call a Russian with Tourette's Syndrome?
Yukanol Fukov.

What do you call two guys hanging around a window?
Curt 'n Rod.

What do you call pictures of your EX?
The EX Files.

What do you call a guy who always has something on his shoulder?
Chip.

What do you call a girl with a really big, dry, scraglly beaver?
Ravine!

What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
Cha Ching!

What do you call a guy who has pencils for fingers?
Mark.

What do you call a girl inbetween two pieces of bread?
Patty.

A girl in our gang was called spanner. One look from her would tighten your nuts, her mate was called meteorologist, you could look in her eyes and tell the weather.

Teacher: John, show us where North America is.
John: Here it is
Teacher: Good. Now class who discovered North America?
Class: John.

Insert Name Here
Sam: Hi.
Friend: Hi.
Friend: What's your name?
Sam: Sam
Friend: What's the color of the sky?
Sam: Blue
Friend: Whats the opposite of down?
Sam: Up
Friend: Sam blew up.

Fancy Dress
There are two people walking down the street, a man and a woman and the woman is having a piggy back from the man. Someone walks past the man and woman and says 'What are you doing?' and the man replies, "We are going to a fancy dress party". The guy says "Well, what are you going as?" in which the man replies, "We are going as a turtle" and points to hi back saying "this is michelle" (meshell)
Names
There's a boy named Mad. He has a friend named Brain.
One day, Brain went to the toilet. While Mad saw two boys fighting. Their names were Somebody and Nobody.
Mad went to the police and said, "Somebody is fighting with Nobody." then the police said, "Are you mad?!"
Then Bad said, "Yes, I am Mad."
Then the police said, "Where's your brain?"
Then Mad said, "My Brain is in the toilet."

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