Q: What do you call a white person fallen fron the sky?
A: Bird Poop
Q: If the women with big boobs work at hooters where do the woman with one leg work?
What Do You Call A Black Girl With Braces?
A Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker
Q: Why are women are good goal keepers
A: No matter how hard the men fuck, the balls don't go in.
Q: You know a boss is like a diaper?
A: FULL OF SHIT AND ALWAYS ON YOUR ASS.
Q. What is the rent collectors favorite game to play?
Q: Why do cowboys make bad lovers?
A: They think 8 seconds is a long ride!
Q: Why are the children the ones being hardest hit by immigration reform in Arizona?
A: Because parents now have to start raising their own children now!
Q: Why is it a good thing to date a homeless person.
A: Because you can drop them off anywhere
Q: Whats white, black and blue all over?
A: A white man who wouldn't stop tellin nigg* jokes.
Q: Why do vegans give good head?
A: Because they are used to eating nuts.
Q: How do crazy people travel through to woods?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: What do you call a gang of white people?
A: Cracker Stack!
Q: What is a Dominican doing with two quarters in his ear?
A: Listening to 50 cent
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Q: What's 12 inches and White?
Why did the man wear his wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Because he was married to the wrong woman.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
Q: What's everyone's favorite vegetable.
A: Christopher Reeves
Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a Sorority Girl?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: If you were stuck in a room that's unbreakable with only a chainsaw and a table what would you do?
A: Cut the table in half because two halves make a hole
Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.
Q: What do a bad football team and a pothead have in common?
A: They both get blitzed!
Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: a $100 bill!
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.
Q: Why do blacks call white people "honkies"?
A: That's the last noise they hear before the white people run them over.
Q: What happens when you give 61 dollars to a blonde?
A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that a klan member would hate to call a black person?
Q: If marriage is grand what is divorce?
A: Ten grand!
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a Leprechan?
A: They're always a little short.
Q: What do you call a Southern academic?
A: An intellect-you all!
Q: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist in the bathroom?
A: Because the "p" is silent.
Q: What did one vegetarian say to the other vegetarian?
A: We have to stop meating like this.
One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger."
Every picture of you is of when you were younger.
ONE DAY,PRESIDENT OBASANJO SAW A MYSTICAL FAIRY THAT WOULD GRANT HIM ANY WISH.THEN THE PRESIDENT WISHED THAT HE COULD BE HANDSOME. THEN THE FAIRY SAID THAT HE ASKED FOR A WISH AND NOT A MIRACLE
My son really upset my Grandad today:
Kid says: "Grandad when are you going to turn into a frog" grandad:"What do you mean?"
kid: "well dad says when you croak we are going to disneyland"
Q: There's a black guy, a muslim, and a mexican in a car. Whose driving?
Had a fight last friday with a buthcher. Smashed him right in the chops
You so ugly your mama had morning sickness after you were born.