How does Steve stay in shape?
He runs around the BLOCK.
Why can you always find Zombie Pigmen at Subway?
Because they like to "Eat Flesh".
How do you become good at Minecraft?
Why does Stampy have a fence around his love garden?
Because people are DYING to get in.
What did Steve say to the Zombie?
Do you want a PIECE of me?
Did you hear about the Sheep who tried to eat a Cactus?
Accidents WOOL happen.
What do you call a Minecraft celebration?
A block party.
What did Steve say to Diamond block?
I dig you.
What is the difference between a killer rabbit and a counterfeit bill?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Why did the zombie go on a date with Alex?
He wanted a woman with BRRAAAAAINS.
What do you call a Zombie Pigman that steals your sword and armor?
Did you hear about the Minecraft movie?
It's going to be a BLOCKbuster.
Where are Ghasts and Zombie Pigmen from?
How does Steve chop down a tree with his bare hands?
How WOOD I know?
Why did the Zombie eat the Skeleton?
He wanted his bone and marrow.
Where do you shear a sheep?
At the baa baa shop.
Did you hear they finally added portals to Minecraft PE?
Better late than nether.
Did you hear about the miner who died in the nether?
Apparently, he fell head over heels in lava.
Why couldn't the Zombie Pigman get out of lava?
Because he was a slow-pork.
What time do you see Zombies in Minecraft?
At ATE oclock.
What time is it when ten ocelots chase a creeper?
Ten After One.
What was Steve doing near a mob spawner?
Where can you sell all your Minecraft eggs?
At the spawn shop.
How did Grim stop a DanTDM video?
By pressing the paws button.
Why did Steve cry wolf?
Because he ate the three little pigs.
Did you hear the rumor about hostile mobs in the nether?
All they do is make lava.
Why did Steve need mouthwash after killing passive mobs?
Because he had bat breath.
How do you cure Hunger in Minecraft?
Three Square Meals.
Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why doesn't "Hit The Target" steal cats?
Because curiousity killed the cat burglar.
What do zombies and skeletons need in the morning?
How do you know Steve is interested in a girl?
He takes a look at her chest.
What did the skeleton say to the hostile wolf?
How does Steve measure his boot size?
In Square Feet.
Where do most hostile mobs come from?
North and South Scarolina.
What do you call a Minecraft boy band?
New Kids on the Block.
Did you know Taylor Swift once dated Steve from Minecraft?
She even wrote a song about him "We Are Never Ever Ever Going To The Nether."
Why did the hostile mob explode in the middle of a dance party?
He was just creeping it real.
What happens when you spawn a pile of kittens?
You get a meowntain.
Why did the store sell minecraft toys without arms and legs?
Because they were chinese rip-offs.
Whatís an endermanís favorite band?
Why can't you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft?
Because they are always blocking.
Why can't creepers reproduce?
Because they explode during intercourse!
How do you stop a hostile mob from attacking you?
You block their path.
Noobs ask a lot of questions.
A creeper walks into a bar......Everybody dies.