Journalist One Liner Jokes
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Q: What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?
A: A common tater !
Q: How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
Q: What do you call an idiot who spends their days mortified by aliens, Arabs and anthrax?
A: "A Fox News Viewer"
Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
Q: What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?
A: A croaksman!
Q: Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?
A: A cub reporter.
Q: What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?
A: A spooksman!