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Q: What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?
A: A common tater !

Q: How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "We just report the facts, we don't change them."

Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Q: What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?
A: A croaksman!

Q: Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?
A: A cub reporter.

Q: What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?
A: A spooksman!

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