Game Show Jokes


What do you call a game show about the Starks and Lannisters?
Family Blood Feud.

What do you call a game show in a Chinese Restaurant?
Wheel of Fortune cookies.

What's the pickles favorite game show?
Let's Make a Dill.

What game show do fish watch?
Whale of Fortune.

What is a spiders favorite TV show?
The newly web game!

What do you call it when a cat wins the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions?
A Cat-has-trophy.

What will Governor Blagojevich do after getting kicked out of office?
Host of the game show "Let's Make A Deal"

What is a zombie's favorite Reality TV show?
"CHOMPING On The Stars!"

What does LSU coach Les Miles and Alex Trebek have in common?
Both of their jobs are in Jeopardy.

Have you seen the game show about Theon Greyjoy?
It's called "Wheel of Torture."

Why did the contestant bring string to the game show?
So she could tie the score.

What does Bob Barker and Michael Vick have in common?
They both do their part to control the pet population!

What is Vladimir Putins favorite game show?
"The Price is Right If Putin Says Its Right"

Why did the Redneck highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy
Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.

What is a dictators favorite game show?
"Who Wants To Execute A Multimillionaire"

Would Slyvester from "Scorpion" be a contestant on a game show?
Only if the Price is Right.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Guess!
Guess who?
That's a great T.V. show, isn't it?

Betty White is so old that on her first game show ever, the grand prize was fire.
-Lisa Lampanelli

Chuck Norris once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Chuck Norris?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.

Why is the jeopardy theme song stuck in my head? It is giving me a false sense of anxiety.

Saturday Night Live
Will Ferrell (Alex Trebek): ... the sound a doggie makes ...
Darrell Hammond (Sean Connery): ... moo ...
Will Ferrell (Alex Trebek): ... no ...
Darrell Hammond (Sean Connery): ... well that was the sound your mother made last night ...

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
A husband and wife are in bed watching  "Who Wants to be a Millionaire".

The husband asks for sex.

The wife says, "No."
Her husband asks,
"Is that your final answer?"
She responds, "Yes."

He says,

"Then, I'd like to call a friend."

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