Funny Acronyms
A.D.I.D.A.S. = All Day I Dream About Soccer
B.I.T.C.H.= Boastful Individual That Creates Haters
B.I.T.C.H.= Beautiful Individual That Corrects Hoes
B.I.T.C.H.= Boys, I'm Taking Charge Here!
B.I.T.C.H.= Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons
B.L.O.K.E.= Basically Lazy Obnoxious Knobs Everything
B.M.W. = Big Money Waster
B.O.Y.S. = Being Obnoxious Youthful Souls
B.O.S.S. = Built On Self Success
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
C.S.I. = Cannot Stop Investigating!
D.E.N.I.A.L.= Don't Even Know I Am Lying
D.I.L.D.O. = Daringly Inserting Large Disgusting Objects
D.I.E.T. = Do I Eat Today?
D.I.E.T. = Don't Indulge Every Time
D.I.E.T. = Did I Eat That?
D.R.A.M.A. = Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention.
F.A.D.W.I.C.F.= Folk, are, dumb, where, I, come, from
F.A.R.T.S.= Forced air repelled through sphincter
F.E.A.R. = Fuck Everything And Run
F.I.N.A.L.S.= Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit
F.I.S.H.= Fuck It, Shit Happens
F.L.U. = Fluids Leaking Unstoppably
F.O.R.D. = Fix Or Repair Daily
F.O.R.D. = For Only Retarded Drivers
F.Y.I. = Fuck You Idiot!
F.U.B.A.R. = F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition
F.U.C.K. = Fornicate Under Command of the King
G.R.E.A.T. = Get Really Excited About Today
H.A.T.E.R.S = Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success
H.O.P.E. = Hold On, Pain Ends
I.D.G.A.F.= I Don't Give Away Food
K.I.A. = Korean Industrial Accident
K.I.A. = Korean Imported Abortion
L.A.D.Y. G.A.G.A. = Like All Damaged Youths, Great At Getting Attention
L.A.M.E. = Laughable And Mildly Entertaining
L.I.F.E. = Living Isn't Freaking Easy
L.I.F.E. = Love Is For Everyone
L.I.F.E. = Living It Fully Everyday!
L.I.F.E. = Living Is Freaking Entertaining!
L.I.F.E. = Learning Is Fun & Exciting
L.I.V.E. = Learning Important Values Everyday
L.O.V.E. = Loss Of Valuable Energy
M.A.I.D = Mother Actually In Disguise
M.A.N.A.G.E.R. = Meaningless A**hole Needlessly Activating General Employee Resentment
M.A.T.H. = Mental Abuse to Humans
M.C.D.O.N.A.L.D. = Making Children Diners Order Nuggets And Large Drinks
N.A.S.C.A.R. = Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
O.R.G.A.S.M. = One Really Great Arousing Sexual Moments
P.I.G. = Pretty Insensitive Guy/Girl
P.M.S. = Psychotic Mood Shift
P.M.S. = Potential Murder Suspect
P.M.S. = Purchase More Shoes
P.M.S. = Punish Men Severly
P.O.O.R. = Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly
P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S. = Purely Outright Lies Intended To Infect Common Sense.
P.O.R.S.C.H.E. = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
P.R.I.S.I.O.N. = People Residing In Slammer Over Nothing
P.R.O.M.I.S.E.S. = People Really Only Make It Sound Extra Simple
S.A.A.B. = Sad Attempt At Beauty
S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
S.C.H.O.O.L. = Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life
S.H.I.T. = Smashed House In Tornado
S.I.N.G.L.E = Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier
S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving, Enlightened
S.I.N.G.L.E = Stay Intoxicated Nightly Get Laid Everyday
S.M.I.L.E. = Showing Miracle In Little Effort
S.P.A.M. = Seriously, Poor Advertising Method!
S.P.I.T. = Stupid People I Talk To
S.T.R.E.S.S = Shit To Remember Every Single Second
S.U.C.K = Seemingly Uncool Crappy Kid
S.U.G.A.R.Y = Short Ugly Girls Are Really Yucky
S.W.A.G = She Wants A Gentleman
S.W.A.G = Something We Africans Got
S.W.A.G = Scientific Wild Ass Guess
S.W.A.G = Secretly We Are Gay
S.W.A.G = Secretly Weird And Gay
S.W.A.G = Studies in Women and Gender
S.W.A.G = Stolen Without A Gun
S.W.A.G = SHOWING the WORLD ALL your GREATNESS!
S.W.A.G = Sold Without A Guarantee
S.W.A.G = Stupid Wild-Ass Guess
S.W.A.G = Someone Without A Genital
S.W.A.G = Success With A Goal
S.W.A.G = Successful Woman Accepting Greatness
S.W.A.G = Something We Aint Got
T.E.A.M. = Together Everyone Achieves More
T.H.O.R. = The Hammer's Over Rated
T.S.A. = Touching Sensitive Areas
T.W.I.T.T.E.R. = Things Which I Type That Everyone Reads ,
T.W.I.T.T.E.R. = Thoughts Which I Think They Enjoy Reading
U.S.B. = Ultral Small Balls/Boobs
V.O.D.K.A. = Very Overpowering Drink, Killing Agony
V.O.L.V.O. = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
W.A.T.E.R. = Wonderful And Totally Energizing Refreshment
W.E.I.R.D.= Wonderful Exciting Interesting Real Different
W.I.F.E. = Washing, Ironing, Feeding, Etc.
W.I.F.E. = Worries Invited Forever & Ever
W.O.M.E.N. = Want One Man Every Night
W.T.F. = Worse Than Failure