What are the best four years of an Phi Delta Theta bros life?
What do you call a frat boy in a suit?
How many Sigma Pi bros does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he gets 3 credits.
Why do Alpha Phi brothers place greek decals on their windshields?
So they can park in handicap spaces.
What do you call a good looking girl at the Sigma Nu house?
How do you casterate an Pi Kappa Alpha pledge?
Kick his sister in the mouth.
What's the difference between an Iota Phi Theta pledge and a carp?
One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
How did the Pi Kappa Alpha pledge die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him!
What does a Sigma Pi Epsilon bro and a bottle of beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
What does a Sigma Chi brother call a Zeta Beta Tau brother in 5 years?
How do you get a Lambda Chi Alpha brother to laugh all weekend long?
Tell him a joke Monday morning.
Why do Alpha Tau Omega bros smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too.
Why are most frat boys virgins?
Because it's not sex when she's passed out.
One Day This Kid And His Mom Were Walking Past A Cemetery When They Past A Grave And the Kid Stopped To Read It.
He Read Aloud " Here lies a member of Beta Theta Pi and a Great Man."
The Kid Then Says "Mom I Dont Get It."
The Mom Says "Why Not?"
The Kid Says "Why Are there 2 People Burried here?"
Bro You're So Frat
You can't stop acting like a fu#@ing pledge.
You try to incorporate the fraternity in everything you do.
No one would ever mistake you for a legacy.
Anytime something bad happens you want to find a brother and get drunk.
It explains why you dress like a gay guy.
People don't think your pranks are funny anymore.
You've been labeled the ASOTV (As Seen On TV) brother and are likely to be a douche for the rest of your life.
You still think you can pay for friends.
The only book you've read is the Brobible.
you have a pair of Sperry's for every occasion.
if your not at the frat house your at the gym.
the only thing your really good at is pissing people off.
your everyday wardrobe is a mixture of Ray-Bans, Sperrys, a Patagonia vest, and a polo button down with khakis.
you think the greek alphabet covers up your alcoholism.
it explains your beer belly and lack of ambition.