One-Liner Jokes
What do you call 2 orthopedic doctors reading an EKG?
A double blind study!
Q What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon
A God dosn't think he is an orthopedic surgeon.
Did you hear about the latest birth control pill for men?
You take it the day after. It changes your blood type.
Did you hear about the baby born in the high tech delivery room?
It was cordless!
Where does an injured sandwich go?
The 'Mayo' Clinic.
Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself.
What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?
A URLologist
Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
What do you call a depressed dentist?
A little down in the mouth.
What do you call a student that got C's all the way through med school?
Hopefully not your doctor.
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?
Nurse: No change yet.