Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
A: Denis.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
Q: What is a dentist's office?
A: A filling station
Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one. "
Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get a new crown!
Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth.
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist
Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Q: Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?
A: She needed a root canal.
Q: Why did the Tooth Fairy go to a psychiatrist?
A: She no longer believed in herself.
Q: What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out?
A: The dentist
Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back
Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).
Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?
A: "The Dentist will see you now."
Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself
Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth
Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: He wanted to get his teeth crowned.
Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist?
A: Someone dented her car.
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Girl: Why did the king go to the dentist?
Boy: I don't know, Why?
Girl: To get a new crown!
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie.....
Patient: Doctor, if I give up candy, pizza, popcorn and gum, will my braces come off sooner?
Dentist: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, asentencewithoutspaces.
An orthodontist gets to the root of the problem.
Stop telling toothpaste jokes, Oral B Mad.
Dentists, helping you put your money where your mouth is.
Your like my false teeth, I can't smile without you.
After my root canal I wasn't liking my dentist, then he made a good impression.
Ignore your teeth and they will go away.
A good dentist is a little picky, a great dentist never gets on your nerves.
Dentists brighten up the world, one smile at a time.
You don't have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.
I was feeling a little crooked, but my dentist straightened me out.