Dancer Jokes


Did you hear about the dancer and the hula hoop?
Talk about a waisted talent.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance

What kind of dance do mothers like best?
The Mom-bo

What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music

What is the fastest pie in the world?
Merengue.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco?
He had no body to dance with!

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it

Where can you dance in California?
San Fran-disco

What do you call a group of peppers dancing?
A salsa.

What did the groovy bank robber say?
Everybody get down!

What dance do hippies hate?
A square dance.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
A cricket ball!

Whats thirty feet long and smells like piss?
Line dancing at a nursing home.

Why do ants dance on jam jars?
Because the jar says 'twist to open'!

What dance do women do when summer is over?
Tango (tan-go)

Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot!

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.

Why did the dancer say in math class?
2, 4, 6, 8.

What is a pigs favourite ballet?
Swine Lake!

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite

Where did the hamburger go to dance?
At the Meat ball

Where do one-legged dancers go for Breakfast?
Ihop.

What does a dancer do after falling in love?
The horizontal mambo.

How do you know your fat?
When you walk you do the Harlem Shake.

What do tired line dancers do?
They Line Down.

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
An Ocean "Liner".

What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.

What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?
A One Liner!

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp!

How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eight. Square dancers do everything in groups of eight!

Where did the computer go to dance?
To a disc-o!

What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic they like!

What is good for your soul but not your soles?
Dancing!

What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet

Why are all Fred Astaire dance studios on the first floor?
Because they are afraid of stairs

Why did the dancer cross the road?
Because she had to do it on the other side!

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?
Because they both looked sharp

What do ballerinas run on?
Batterie power!

What dance did the Pilgrims do?
The Plymouth Rock.

What is a ducks favorite dance?
The quackstep!

What sort of music do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic

Why is it cool to be a dancer?
Because no one tells you off for having too much attitude!

What sort of dance does a plumber do?
A tap dance!

How do ballroom rumors spread?
Through the GRAPEVINE

Where do butchers dance?
At the meatball!

How do they dance in Saudi Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik

Why did the vampire enjoy Ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz

How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
Voodoo like to dance with me?

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco

How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

How do hens dance?
Chick to chick

What does a snail wear to go dancing??
Escargogo boots.

What do they say about dancing vampires?
They suck!

What do you call a one legged dancer?
Eileen

What do you call a dancing lamb?
A baa-lerina!

A dancer walks into a studio
"Ouch", he says

What kind of dancing might you do in a sink?
Tap dancing

If Jay-Z won't make her dance, I bet his vodka will.

Do you know the Tango, because your dancing away with my heart.

Who needs swag when you have Gangnam Style.

Mushroom
A mushroom walked into a dance club and asked this girl to dance.
She replied, "Are you kidding? You are a mushroom!"
And the mushroom replied, "Oh come on. I am a FUN GUY!"

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