Cross The Road Jokes
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say Hello from the other side.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To cockadoodle dooo something!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why did half a chicken cross the road?
To get to its other side!
Why did the potato cross the road?
To get away from the peelers
Why didn't the bird cross the road?
He was chicken
Why did the droid cross the road?
Because it was programmed by a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there were chicks on the other side.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to chickens bum.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens haven't been invented yet.
Why did the t-rex cross the road?
To go to the hospital and make his arms longer.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Mooovies.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the dolphin cross the road?
Because it needed to get to the other tide.