Q: Why did the Flash leave that greasy diner so quickly?
A: Because he got a bad case of the runs!
Q: What is the Flash's favorite music group?
Q: What is the Flash's favorite part of a joke?
A: The "punch" line!
Q: What is the Flash's favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!
Q: What's the difference between the Flash and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: What is the Flash's favorite movie?
A: Fast & Furious!
Q: What happened when the Flash met a girl as fast as him?
A: They ran away with each other.
Q: Why was the Flash crashing into buildings?
A: He forgot he was wearing slippers.
Q: Why did the Flash flush the toilet?
A: Because it was his duty!
Q: What happened when the Flash was a juror?
A: It was a runaway jury.
Q: Did you hear about the Flash and Quicksilver?
A: They became Fast Friends.
Q: What does the Flash do when he forgets something?
A: He jogs his memory.
Q: What does The Flash put in his beverages?
A: Just ice.
Q: What happens after the Flash has a long day at work?
A: He falls fast asleep.
The Flash was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls.
Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, The Flash called Green Lantern to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers. Green Lantern told him he had a date with Catwoman.
As a last resort, Green Lantern ran over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see If she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself "I'm the fastest being on the planet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening."
So the Flash did his super thing in a split second & sprints off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"
"NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
There is a big room with four corners.
In the first corner, you find Superman.
In the second corner you find Batman.
In the third corner you find The Flash.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Q: Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: None, because none of these characters exist.