Q: What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong?
A: Two angry fictional characters
Q: What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
A: My zipper
Q: What is Bruce Banners favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!
Q: What did Bruce Banner say to Spider Man?
A: "Don't bug me."
Q: Why did Bruce Banner flush the toilet?
A: Because it was his duty!
Q: What's the difference between the Incredible Hulk and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Why do all the Samoan ladies Love the Incredible Hulk ?
A: Because they think he's a Big Green Bananna.
When Bruce Banner gets mad,
he turns into the Hulk.
When the Hulk gets mad,
he turns into Chuck Norris.
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Bruce Banner to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls.
Bruce Banner said Betty Ross was ill & he had to look after her.
A little disappointed, Superman called Iron Man to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers. Iron Man told him he had a date with Black Widow.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder woman's apartment to see If she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening."
So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"
"NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
There is a big room with four corners.
In the first corner, you find Captain America.
In the second corner you find Thor.
In the third corner you find Incredible Hulk.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Q:Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: None, because none of these characters exist.