Fantastic Four Jokes
What do you get when you cross Victor von Doom and King Kong?
Two angry fictional characters
What is Mister Fantastic's favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What did the Invisible woman say to Spider Man?
"Don't bug me."
Who won the celebrity golf tournament?
The Fantastic 4-some.
What's the difference between the Human Torch and a unicorn?
Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Did you hear that the Invisible woman is pregnant?
Yeah, she's in her first Tri-mister.
What is the one piece of furniture you will never find at the Baxter Building?
A silver sofa.
What does the Human Torch put in his beverages?
Just ice.
What did the Invisible woman say to the Human Torch?
Fire Away.
What is Mister Fantastic's favorite part of a joke?
The "punch" line!
What happens when the Human Torch tells you a joke?
You get burned!
Why did the boy turn down the Invisible woman?
Cause he just couldn't see going to the party with her!
What can't you see but smells funny?
The Invisible womans farts.
Superpowers
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Mister Fantastic to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls.
Mister Fantastic said the Invisible Woman was ill & he had to look after her.
A little disappointed, Superman called Iron Man to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers. Iron Man told him he had a date with Black Widow.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder woman's apartment to see If she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening."
So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"
"NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
Four Corners
There is a big room with four corners.
In the first corner, you find Mister Fantastic.
In the second corner you find the Human Torch.
In the third corner you find The Thing.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Who gets to the pot of gold first?
None, because none of these characters exist.