Daredevil Jokes

Q: What did Daredevil say when he hit a bull?
A: I got a bullseye.

Q: Why can't Daredevil join the Avengers?
A: Because he can't work with Vision.

Q: What's the difference between Daredevil and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

Q: What did Daredevil say to Spider Man?
A: "Don't bug me."

Q: Why did Daredevil go to the bowling alley?
A: Because he was looking for the Kingpin.

Q: How do you punish Daredevil?
A: Rearrange his furniture.

Q: Why did Daredevil flush the toilet?
A: Because it was his duty!

Q: What did the Daredevil say after being handed a cheese grater?
A: "That's the most violent book I've ever read."

Q: What does Daredevil put in his beverages?
A: Just ice.

Daredevil walks into a bar, and a table and a chair.

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls.

Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Daredevil to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers. Daredevil told him he had a date with Elektra.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder woman's apartment to see If she was free.

As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.

Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening."

So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"

"NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"

Four Corners
There is a big room with four corners.
In the first corner, you find Superman.
In the second corner you find Batman.
In the third corner you find Daredevil.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Q:Who gets to the pot of gold first?

A: None, because none of these characters exist.

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