Black Panther Jokes
What did Black Panther say when he called Captain America?
Can you hear meow?
Why is the Black Panther video game so easy?
Because you get nine lives.
Why don't the people of Wakanda like online shopping?
They prefer a cat-alogue.
What's the difference between Black Panther and a unicorn?
Nothing, they're both fictional characters
What is Black Panthers favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Who was Black Panther looking for?
The purrpatrator.
What did Black Panther say to Spider Man?
"Don't bug me."
Why did Black Panther flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty!
Who in Wakanda sells Vibranium?
Black Pawnther.
What do you call a shoe that doesn't make a sound?
Sneakers.
What did they call T'Challa when he was a baby?
Black Pampers.
Who is the comedian in the Black Panther movie?
Wakanda Sykes.
Why was Black Panther sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!
What is Black Panthers favorite day of the week?
Caturday
What does Black Panther put in his beverages?
Just ice.
The two white actors in the Black Panther movie also portrayed Gollum and Bilbo Baggins.
In other words they were the two Tolkien white guys.
Superpowers
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls.
Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Black Panther to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers. Black Panther told him he had a date with Captain Marvel.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder woman's apartment to see If she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening."
So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"
"NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
Four Corners
There is a big room with four corners.
In the first corner, you find Captain America.
In the second corner you find Thor.
In the third corner you find Black Panther.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Who gets to the pot of gold first?
None, because none of these characters exist.
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