Q: Who does Aquaman call when he needs help?
A: Michael Phelps!
Q: How was Aquaman's son delivered?
A: Via SEA-section.
Q: Why does Mrs. Aquaman wear a seashell brassiere?
A: She's too big for B-shells and too small for D-shells.
Q: What did Aquaman say to Spider Man?
A: "Don't bug me."
Q: Why did Aquaman flush the toilet?
A: Because it was his duty!
Q: What is Aquamans favorite bird?
Q: How did you learn about Aquaman's whereabouts?
A: Amber Heard.
Q: What does Aquaman use to paint?
Q: What does Aquaman put in his beverages?
A: Just ice.
Q: What is Aquamans favorite fruit?
Q: What is Aquaman's favorite color?
Q: What is Aquamans favorite part of a joke?
A: The "punch" line!
Q: What is Aquamans favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!
Q: What's the difference between Aquaman and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls.
Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Aquaman to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers. Aquaman told him he had a date with Catwoman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder woman's apartment to see If she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening."
So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"
"NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
There is a big room with four corners.
In the first corner, you find Superman.
In the second corner you find Batman.
In the third corner you find Aquaman.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with an amazing ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold.
Q:Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: None, because none of these characters exist.