Braces Jokes


Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.

What is Bill Clinton's worst nightmare?
An intern with braces.

What kind of music do kids with braces listen to?
Heavy Metal.

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself.

What do you call a black girl with braces?
A black and decker pecker wrecker.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, asentencewithoutspaces.

Braces, helping you put your money where your mouth is.

That awkward moment after you get your braces off, and the dentist tells you to wear a retainer.

Patient: Doctor, if I give up candy, pizza, popcorn and gum, will my braces come off sooner?
Dentist: Not really. It will just seem longer.

Brace-ist Nicknames
Brace Face
Metal Mouth
Train Tracks
Tinsel Teeth
Magnet Mouth
Cheese Grater
Tin Grin
Zipper Lips
Food Processor

Dentist Jokes
Doctor Jokes


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