Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.
What is Bill Clinton's worst nightmare?
An intern with braces.
What kind of music do kids with braces listen to?
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself.
What do you call a black girl with braces?
A black and decker pecker wrecker.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, asentencewithoutspaces.
Braces, helping you put your money where your mouth is.
That awkward moment after you get your braces off, and the dentist tells you to wear a retainer.
Patient: Doctor, if I give up candy, pizza, popcorn and gum, will my braces come off sooner?
Dentist: Not really. It will just seem longer.