What did the lonely checkerboard say?
What do you get when you cross a popular board game with fast food?
What do you call a game with 30 pound pieces?
Hurts my Backgammon.
What party game do fish like to play?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Game of Clones
What was King Arthur's favourite game?
Knights and crosses.
What do you call a board game about persuasion?
How do you spell mousetrap?
Why couldn't the pirate play UNO?
Because he was sitting on the deck!
What do you call someone who thinks his life is a board game?
A Trouble-d man.
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
If you fart during a game of Twister, you are dead to me.
Is it coincidence that you play chess with four horsemen.
That's a great game.
Dog Playing Chess
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."