Short American Jokes
Can I tell you a joke about the wall?
Never mind you won't get over it.
How does every yank joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Whats the difference between a smart American and a unicorn?
Nothing, they're both fictional characters
What's the difference between USA and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do you call an American in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a cock?
Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style?
That way they can both watch wrestling.
Why aren't the American football team allowed to own a dog?
Because they can't hold on to a lead.
What do Pink Floyd and Donald Trump have in common?
Their first big hit was the wall!
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion!
What happens when you sing country music backwards?
You get your wife and job back.
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak.
What time does Andre Agassi got to bed?
Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
To get better buns.
What did rural America tell Donald Trump?
What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?
Trump: "Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."