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Q: How do people in Wyoming celebrate Halloween?
A: Pump kin!
Q: Why do ducks fly over Wyoming upside down?
A: There's nothing worth craping on!
Q. What's the difference between a University of Wyoming sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: What's the most popular pick up line in Wyoming?
A: Nice tooth!
Q: Why do folks from Wyoming go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not admitted.
Q: Why did Wyoming raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Wyoming?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in Wyoming?
A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA
Q: How can you tell if someone in Wyoming is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: Why do University of Wyoming grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Wyoming campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Wyoming library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: What does the average University of Wyoming student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: How many University of Wyoming freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: If you have a car containing a Cowboys point guard, a Cowboys power forward, and a Cowboys center, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Wyoming?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: How do you casterate a Wyoming Cowboys fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: Why do Wyoming students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Wyoming Cowboys campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Wyoming?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Wyoming Cowboys fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Wyoming Cowboys fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Wyoming?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q. How did the Wyoming grad die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What is the definition of a Wyoming virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
Q: What does a University of Wyoming fan do when his team has won the Final Four?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What's the difference between a Wyoming football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: Did you hear that Wyoming's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Wyoming grads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What are the best four years of an Wyoming grads life?
A: Third grade
Q: What does a Wyoming native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Wyoming have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in Wyoming?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. What's the first thing a Wyoming girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q: What did the Wyoming female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Wyoming?
A: No one would look for them.
Elevator
A country bumpkin family from Wyoming decides to go to the Big Apple for the first Time in their lives; Maw, Paw and their son.
They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the elevator.
Never seeing one before they stand in front of it bewildered.
While staring at it, an old lady in a wheelchair rolls up to it, pushes the button, the door opens, she rolls herself inside and the door closes.
The Wyoming redneck family watches as the lights for each floor light as it goes up. They continue to watch as the numbers go down again.
The door opens and out walks this tall gorgeous blonde. Legs to her neck. Great figure. Beautiful!
Paw looks at his son and says, "Quick boy, shove yer Maw in there!"
Sheep Coitus
A man from Texas and a Wyoming man were driving along when all of a sudden the Texas man slams on the brakes.
There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Texas man said "We Texans never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep.
Then he says to the Wyoming man, "Your turn"...
And the Wyoming man bends over and sticks his head in the fence.
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