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Short Washington Jokes
Q. What's the difference between a Central Washington University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: What's the only thing that grows in Seattle?
A: The Crime Rate!
Q: What's the only thing that grows in Seattle?
A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked!
Q: Why do Washington State University grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Central Washington University campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Washington?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Central Washington University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Washington's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: What does the average Washington State University student get on his SAT?
Q: How many Washington State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: How do you make University of Washington cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: If you have a car containing a Huskies wide receiver, a Huskies linebacker, and a Huskies defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Washington?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: How do you casterate an Washington Huskies fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: Whats the difference between the Washington Huskies and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Q: Why do Washington students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Washington State Cougars campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Washington State University?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Washington football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Washington State fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Washington?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q. How did the Washington State Cougar die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What is the definition of a Washington virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
Q: What do they call students who go to Washington State?
A: Rejects from Washington!
Q: What does a Washington Huskies fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call a Washington Husky in a BCS bowl game?
A: A referee.
Q: What do Washington and Washington State students have in common?
A: They both got in to Washington State
Q: What's the difference between an Washington football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: Did you hear that Washington's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Washington State Cougars does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What are the best four years of an Washington State Cougars life?
A: Third grade
Q: What does a Washington native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Washington State University have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Q: What do the University of Washington and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in Washington?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. What's the first thing a Washington girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q: What do you call an Washington State football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!
Q: What is a Huskies fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Oregon."
Q: Why does a Huskies fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.
Q: How do you stop a Huskies fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Oregon Yellow and Green!
Q: What did the Washington female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Huskies fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Huskies games anymore?
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated
Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Washington?
A: No one would look for them.
Falling in Love
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was an Washington State Cougars fan and he was a Oregon State Beavers fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Cougars fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be an WSU Cougars fan."
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"
The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO HUSKIES!"
A Utah Utes fan and a Washington State Cougars fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Utah fan slams on the brakes.
There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Utah fan said "We Utes never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep.
Then he says to the WSU fan, "Your turn"...
And the Cougars fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.
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