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Short Virginia Jokes
Q. What's the difference between a Radford University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: What's the only thing that grows in Virginia Beach?
A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked!
Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
Q: Why do Radford grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Radford University campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Virginia library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in Virgina Tech's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: What does the average Virginia Tech University student get on his SAT?
Q: What's harder than a loner Korean getting admission to Virginia Tech?
Q: How many Virginia Tech University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: How do you make University of Virginia Tech cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: If you have a car containing a Hokies wide receiver, a Hokies linebacker, and a Hokies defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Virginia?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: How do you casterate a Virginia Tech fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: Whats the difference between the Virginia Tech Hokies and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Q: Why do Virginia Techs students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Virginia Tech's campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Virginia?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
Q: What should you do if you find three Virginia Tech Hokies football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Virginia Tech Hokies fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Virginia?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q. How did the Virginia Tech Hokie die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What is the definition of a Virginia virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
Q: What do they call students who go to Virginia Tech?
A: Rejects from Univeristy of Virginia!
Q: What does a Virginia Tech fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call an Virginia Cavalier in a BCS bowl game?
A: A referee.
Q: What do Virginia and Virginia Tech students have in common?
A: They both got in to Virginia Tech
Q: What's the difference between a Virginia Tech football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: Did you hear that Virginia's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Virginia Tech Hokies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What are the best four years of an Virginia Tech Hokies life?
A: Third grade
Q: What does a Virginia native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Virginia have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Q: What do the University of Virginia and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in Virginia?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. What's the first thing a Virginia Tech girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q: What do you call a Virginia football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!
Q: What is a Cavaliers fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Virginia Tech."
Q: Why does a Hokies fan pour his cereal on a plate?
A: He lost his bowls.
Q: How do you stop an Cavaliers fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Chicago Maroon and Burnt Orange!
Q: What did the Virginia female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Hokies fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Hokies games anymore?
A: The student who knew the recipe graduated
Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Virginia?
A: No one would look for them.
Falling in Love
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was an Virgina Cavaliers fan and he was a Duke Blue Devils fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Cavaliers fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be an Virginia Cavaliers fan."
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"
The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO HOKIES!"
A Virginia Tech Hokies fan and a Virginia Cavaliers fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Hokies fan slams on the brakes.
There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Virginia Tech fan said "We Hokies never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep.
Then he says to the Virginia fan, "Your turn"...
And the Cavaliers fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.
One Day This Kid And His Mom Were Walking Past A Cemetery When They Past A Grave And the Kid Stopped To Read It.
He Read Aloud " Here Lies A Virigina Tech Graduate And A Great Man."
The Kid Then Says " Mom I Dont Get It."
The Mom Says "Why Not?"
The Kid Says "Why Are there 2 People Burried here?"
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