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Short Somalia Jokes

Q: How do you kill 50 flys instantly?
A: Hit a Somalian in the face with a shovel.

Q: What's the fastest animal in the world?
A: The Somalian chicken.

Q: How does every Somalian joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Somalian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Somalian beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Somalia?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Q: What do you call an Somalian with a sesame sead bun on his head?
A: A quarter pounder

Q: What is the fastest animal in the world?
A: Anything when it's passing through Somalian.

Q: What do you call a 65 pound Somalian?
A: A cannibal

Q: What do you call an Somalian with a bag of rice?
A: Set for life

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