Short Somalia Jokes
Q: How do you kill 50 flys instantly?
A: Hit a Somalian in the face with a shovel.
Q: What's the fastest animal in the world?
A: The Somalian chicken.
Q: How does every Somalian joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Somalian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Somalian beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Somalia?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: What do you call an Somalian with a sesame sead bun on his head?
A: A quarter pounder
Q: What is the fastest animal in the world?
A: Anything when it's passing through Somalian.
Q: What do you call a 65 pound Somalian?
A: A cannibal
Q: What do you call an Somalian with a bag of rice?
A: Set for life
Once there was a man that came from Somalia to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me."
Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say "He stole my dolly"
And on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say "Big butcher knife big butcher knife."
Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say "Plug it in Plug it in."
Then he went to the store and there was a murder the police said "Who killed this man?"
The foreigner said "Me me me me me me me."
The police said "Why did you kill him?"
And the man said "He stole my dolly."
The police man said "What did you kill him with?"
The man said "Big butcher knife big butcher knife."
Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death.
The police man said "any last words?"
And the foreigner said "Plug it in plug it in."