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Short Maine Jokes
Q. What's the difference between a University of Maine sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: Why do University Of Maine grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Maine campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Maine?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Maine library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: What does the average University of Maine student get on his SAT?
Q: How many University of Maine freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Maine?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: How do you casterate an Maine Black Bear fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: Why do Maine students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Maine Black Bear campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Maine?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Maine basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Maine?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q. How did the Maine Black Bear die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What is the definition of a Maine virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
Q: What do they call students who go to Maine?
A: Rejects from Dartmouth!
Q: What do Maine and Dartmouth students have in common?
A: They both got in to University of Maine
Q: How many Maine Black Bears does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What are the best four years of an U of Maine grads life?
A: Third grade
Q: What does a Maine native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Maine have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in Maine?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. What's the first thing an Maine girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
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