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Short Korea Jokes

Q: What is Korean Dracula's favorite morning beverage?
A: Koh-peee! (coffee)

Q: What does the Korean bread say when it hit the wall?
A: Bhang!

Q: Why is Korean toilet paper so big?
A: Because it's HUGE-ey!

Q: What did the mommy Korean turkey say to her baby turkey?
A: Gobble ji mah!

Q: What do you call the brown burnt rice at the bottom of the rice cooker?
A: bob ee brown! (Bobby Brown)

Q: How does every Korean joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Korean and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Korean beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Korea?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Q: What's the capital of South Korea?
A: About three dollars.

Construction

There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement."

Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."

Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."

Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired."

So they all go off to go get their work done.

At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the Korean guy??"

All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!"

Captain

An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Korean. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain speaks, "I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why ees that?"

The Captain says, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."

The F.O. says, "Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That Japanese, not Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!""

And the Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, they're all alike." Another thirty minutes of silence.

Finally the F.O. says, "No like Jew." The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

F.O. says, "Jews sink Titanic."

The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

The F.O. replies," Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah. All same."

Currency Exchange

"A Korean man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 200,000 Korean won and walked out with $200.

The following week, he walked in with another 200,000 Korean won, and was handed $185.

He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said, "Fluctuations."

The Korean man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!""

Korean Pizza

An American businessman goes to South Korea on a business trip, but he hates Korean food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.

The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.

The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."

Blind Fold

An American man was sitting in his favorite restaurant when a Korean bloke said to him, "I am sick of seeing your big round eyes."

The American replied, "Put on a blind fold."

The Korean man asked, "Where do I get one?

The American then said, "Here take my shoe lace."

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