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Short Iraq Jokes

Q: How does every Afghanistan joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Iraqi and a unicorn?
A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Iraqi beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: What do you call a building full of Iraqis?
A: Jail

Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out, "B-52"

Q: A rich Iraqi, a poor Iraqi, and Santa Claus all jump off a building, which one will hit the ground first?
A: The poor Iraqi, the other two don't exist

Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.

Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?
A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Iraq?
A: Because there is a target on every corner.

Q: What did Saddam say to George Bush after he invaded Kuwait?
A: Read my lips, I'm pulling out of Kuwait.

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.

Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?
A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!

Last Request

One day in 2015, Russia bombed Iraq and America, so Iraq and the US had no choice but to be allies.
Then, an Iraqi and an American were both captured by Russian terrorists, and they asked if they had any last requests before they got their heads blown off.
The American says, "can you play America the Beautiful one last time?"
The Russian guy asks the Iraqi for any last requests.
The Iraqi says, "can you shoot me before you play America the Beautiful?"

Mullah

A friend asked the mulla how old are you?
Forty replied the mullah.
The friend said but you said the samething two years ago !
Yes replied the mullah, I always stand by what I have said.

Donkey
You May Have Lost Your Donkey, Saddam, But You Don't Have To Grieve Over It More Than You Did About The Loss Of Your First Wife.
Ahh, But If You Remember, When I Lost My Wife, All You Villagers Said: We'll Find You Someone Else. So Far, Nobody Has Offered To Replace My Donkey."

Genie
Three guys, a Canadian, Saddam Hussein and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Saddam Hussein was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Iraq, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam", asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 1,000 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

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